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18 years ago
I AM BORED. TIEM TO WASTE TIEM:
GENERAL
(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Sexual
(003) Single? NEIN
(004) Do you want to be? I guess. Theres really no backside of it.
(005) Your birthday: March 18
(006) Age: 20
(007) Your height: 5'4
(008) The color of your eyes: Dark brown
(009) The color of your hair: Black
(010) Piercings: Yizz
(011) Tattoos: Im still trying to decide what i want :c
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? yes, im steaming hot. thats why.
(013) Do drugs? I AM ONE, BABY. the bitches keep commin' back.
(014) Read the newspaper? YIZZ. i do not like not being updated.
(015) Pray? I pray to one day become god.
(016) Talk to strangers who MSN you? ON THE INTERNET NO ONE IS A STRANGER TO ME.
(017) Take walks in the rain? yizz.
(018) Drive? CRUSING IS FOR FAGGOTS
(019) Like to drive fast? i wish.
(020) Hurt yourself? Well, i pick my scabs and i make other people beat me up. does that count?
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? I was born out of the country.
(022) Been in love? MAYBE
(023) Done drugs? MAYBE
(024) Gone skinny dipping? MAYBE
(025) Had any type of surgery? I had a couple of penis enlargments
(026) Ran away from home? Well we just called it going out for longer than one day.
(027) Played strip poker? yizz
(028) Gotten beaten up? AHAHA OH WOW, AND HOW.
(029) Been picked on? Not really. People tried though.
(030) Been on stage? yizz
(031) Slept outdoors? yuh
(032) Thought about suicide? This questino sucks, I was 11, K? >:c
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Is that a school thing?
(034) If yes, what is your record? Butts
(035) Talked on the phone all night? YES AND I CAME.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? yes
(037) Slept all day? And then some
(038) Killed someone? Not a person.
(039) Made out with a stranger? OH those where times.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? WTF. keep your aids.
(042) Kissed the same sex? Yizz
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? MAYBE
(044) Been betrayed? yeah, and it was hot.
(045) Broken the law? I DOWNLOADED THE INTARBUTTS.
(046) Met a famous person? Yizz
(047) Been on radio/TV? yizz
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yizz
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? No, i take shit as it comes.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? "NO ITS TOO BIG"
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? yuh :c
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand Wtf. i have like 7 pairs. I know that one pair is Dr. Martens
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? uh... Black and white stripes with something red.
(054) Wear hats? sometimes
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? not ONLY their clothing.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? neinz
(057) Favorite place to shop: C.U.M. :D
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Shoes, hats or other accesories.
(059) Are you trendy: IM THE MOTHEFUCKING TRENDSETTER.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Maybe not at the time, but yes.
(061) Miracles? no
(062) Astrology? Not horoscopes and shit.
(063) Magic? Yes, magic tricks.
(064) God? I BELIVE IN MY OWN EXISTENCE
(065) Satan? Its the same person.
(066) Santa? My mom never let me belive in santa :C
(067) Ghosts? Yes, they haunt my penis. I have to use exorcism on it every day. then the ghosts come out and you have to whipe them off your back. or they get hard and get stuck in your back-hair
(068) Luck? Well, wtf yes. But its called Chanse.
(069) Love at first sight? Yes, but its actually "Boner at first sight"
(070) Yin and Yang? Uh... wut? The logo is a fucking overused cliché who no one knows what it really stands for, i know that.
(071) Witches? They're called women
(072) Easter bunny? PFFF. how the hell else would we get our eggs? I'v seen it on FA. bunnies shit eggs.
(073) Fidelity? Not really.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No, but a rainbow pissing unicorn, thats what 'causes the rainbows, right?
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? LAWL YES.
(076) Do you remember your first love? yes
(077) Still love him/her? haha no
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? BY GOD, YES.
(079) What do you find romantic? TITS
(080) Turn-on: it will be TL;TR
(081) Turn-off: cunt and tit-farts 'cause they make me laugh.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Well i can stand any peronality as long the person shuts the fuck up.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No, not really.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Lawd, yes.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? No, 'Cause im to hot for all of them.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? The neverhood OST
(087) Are you in love? YES
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? I pointed an laughed at my fat spoiled borther.
(089) That laughed at you? Life :c
(090) That turned you on? Lyx
(091) You went shopping with? Lyx
(092) To disappoint you? I dunno, i never really get dissapointed.
(093) To ask you out? THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS IN SWEDEN
(094) To make you cry? oh wow, that had to be a while ago. But most likley my self
(095) To brighten up your day? My right hand
(096) That you thought about? uh well Jickel, 'cause i was on the phone with him just now.
(097) You saw a movie with? Jickel and Lyx.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Jicke, god damnit.
(099) You talked to through IM? G
(100) You saw? My mom.
(101) You turned down? OKAY LETS NOT GO THERE.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? wtf i dunno.
(105) Laughed? Today? yestarday maybe?
(106) Cried? atleast two years ago.
(107) Bought something? a couple of weeks ago.
(108) Danced? i dunno. i dance spontaniously
(109) Were sarcastic? now, MAYBE?
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? yesterday, girls make you do it.
(111) Talked to an enemy? I dont have any enemies, i just hate some people.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? a couple of weeks ago.
(113) Talked on the phone? COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO GOD DAMN
(114) Listened to the radio? Actuall radio? Months ago.
(115) Watched TV? two days ago.
(116) Went out? yesterday.
(117) Helped someone? WTF ARE THESE QUESTIONS?
(118) Sang? yes
(119) Said "I love you"? NEVER
(120) Got drunk? ALWAYS
there.
GENERAL
(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Sexual
(003) Single? NEIN
(004) Do you want to be? I guess. Theres really no backside of it.
(005) Your birthday: March 18
(006) Age: 20
(007) Your height: 5'4
(008) The color of your eyes: Dark brown
(009) The color of your hair: Black
(010) Piercings: Yizz
(011) Tattoos: Im still trying to decide what i want :c
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? yes, im steaming hot. thats why.
(013) Do drugs? I AM ONE, BABY. the bitches keep commin' back.
(014) Read the newspaper? YIZZ. i do not like not being updated.
(015) Pray? I pray to one day become god.
(016) Talk to strangers who MSN you? ON THE INTERNET NO ONE IS A STRANGER TO ME.
(017) Take walks in the rain? yizz.
(018) Drive? CRUSING IS FOR FAGGOTS
(019) Like to drive fast? i wish.
(020) Hurt yourself? Well, i pick my scabs and i make other people beat me up. does that count?
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? I was born out of the country.
(022) Been in love? MAYBE
(023) Done drugs? MAYBE
(024) Gone skinny dipping? MAYBE
(025) Had any type of surgery? I had a couple of penis enlargments
(026) Ran away from home? Well we just called it going out for longer than one day.
(027) Played strip poker? yizz
(028) Gotten beaten up? AHAHA OH WOW, AND HOW.
(029) Been picked on? Not really. People tried though.
(030) Been on stage? yizz
(031) Slept outdoors? yuh
(032) Thought about suicide? This questino sucks, I was 11, K? >:c
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Is that a school thing?
(034) If yes, what is your record? Butts
(035) Talked on the phone all night? YES AND I CAME.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? yes
(037) Slept all day? And then some
(038) Killed someone? Not a person.
(039) Made out with a stranger? OH those where times.
(041) Had sex with a stranger? WTF. keep your aids.
(042) Kissed the same sex? Yizz
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? MAYBE
(044) Been betrayed? yeah, and it was hot.
(045) Broken the law? I DOWNLOADED THE INTARBUTTS.
(046) Met a famous person? Yizz
(047) Been on radio/TV? yizz
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yizz
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? No, i take shit as it comes.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? "NO ITS TOO BIG"
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? yuh :c
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand Wtf. i have like 7 pairs. I know that one pair is Dr. Martens
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? uh... Black and white stripes with something red.
(054) Wear hats? sometimes
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? not ONLY their clothing.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? neinz
(057) Favorite place to shop: C.U.M. :D
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Shoes, hats or other accesories.
(059) Are you trendy: IM THE MOTHEFUCKING TRENDSETTER.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Maybe not at the time, but yes.
(061) Miracles? no
(062) Astrology? Not horoscopes and shit.
(063) Magic? Yes, magic tricks.
(064) God? I BELIVE IN MY OWN EXISTENCE
(065) Satan? Its the same person.
(066) Santa? My mom never let me belive in santa :C
(067) Ghosts? Yes, they haunt my penis. I have to use exorcism on it every day. then the ghosts come out and you have to whipe them off your back. or they get hard and get stuck in your back-hair
(068) Luck? Well, wtf yes. But its called Chanse.
(069) Love at first sight? Yes, but its actually "Boner at first sight"
(070) Yin and Yang? Uh... wut? The logo is a fucking overused cliché who no one knows what it really stands for, i know that.
(071) Witches? They're called women
(072) Easter bunny? PFFF. how the hell else would we get our eggs? I'v seen it on FA. bunnies shit eggs.
(073) Fidelity? Not really.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No, but a rainbow pissing unicorn, thats what 'causes the rainbows, right?
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? LAWL YES.
(076) Do you remember your first love? yes
(077) Still love him/her? haha no
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? BY GOD, YES.
(079) What do you find romantic? TITS
(080) Turn-on: it will be TL;TR
(081) Turn-off: cunt and tit-farts 'cause they make me laugh.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Well i can stand any peronality as long the person shuts the fuck up.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No, not really.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Lawd, yes.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? No, 'Cause im to hot for all of them.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? The neverhood OST
(087) Are you in love? YES
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? I pointed an laughed at my fat spoiled borther.
(089) That laughed at you? Life :c
(090) That turned you on? Lyx
(091) You went shopping with? Lyx
(092) To disappoint you? I dunno, i never really get dissapointed.
(093) To ask you out? THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS IN SWEDEN
(094) To make you cry? oh wow, that had to be a while ago. But most likley my self
(095) To brighten up your day? My right hand
(096) That you thought about? uh well Jickel, 'cause i was on the phone with him just now.
(097) You saw a movie with? Jickel and Lyx.
(098) You talked to on the phone? Jicke, god damnit.
(099) You talked to through IM? G
(100) You saw? My mom.
(101) You turned down? OKAY LETS NOT GO THERE.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? wtf i dunno.
(105) Laughed? Today? yestarday maybe?
(106) Cried? atleast two years ago.
(107) Bought something? a couple of weeks ago.
(108) Danced? i dunno. i dance spontaniously
(109) Were sarcastic? now, MAYBE?
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? yesterday, girls make you do it.
(111) Talked to an enemy? I dont have any enemies, i just hate some people.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? a couple of weeks ago.
(113) Talked on the phone? COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO GOD DAMN
(114) Listened to the radio? Actuall radio? Months ago.
(115) Watched TV? two days ago.
(116) Went out? yesterday.
(117) Helped someone? WTF ARE THESE QUESTIONS?
(118) Sang? yes
(119) Said "I love you"? NEVER
(120) Got drunk? ALWAYS
there.
ALSO EXPLAIN THESE SO CALLED TIT FARTS
But it always happen when your chest is mashing some delichious tits and then suddenly you somehow manage to make a vacume betwene them. Its like armbitfarts :C
FARTS
now to find some tits
i liked the eventual twitching of my penis and so, i enjoyed the so-called waste of time.
GIVE IT
I'mma stealin' this cus I ain't got shit else to do. )=<
(018) Drive? CRUSING IS AWESOME JIMMY TOLD ME
fix'd : D
"(096) That you thought about? uh well Jickel, 'cause i was on the phone with him just now."
"(098) You talked to on the phone? Jicke, god damnit."
"(113) Talked on the phone? COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO GOD DAMN"
But actly... this was kinda lulz XDDD