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Letter to a stranger in mall parking lot
16 years ago
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Meep! =^_^=
Dear incompetent stranger in the mall parking lot,
Thank you for not 'flooring it' and ramming the back of your car into my driver side door while attempting to back out. We understand that operation of a motor vehicle is beyond the capacity of some and appreciate your valiant efforts to cope with your shortcomings.
Given the lack of 'a clue' and slow reaction time displayed to the 3 second horn warning of imminent danger, just keep away from me; far far away.
Regards,
A contributing citizen and taxpayer of the United States of America.
Thank you for not 'flooring it' and ramming the back of your car into my driver side door while attempting to back out. We understand that operation of a motor vehicle is beyond the capacity of some and appreciate your valiant efforts to cope with your shortcomings.
Given the lack of 'a clue' and slow reaction time displayed to the 3 second horn warning of imminent danger, just keep away from me; far far away.
Regards,
A contributing citizen and taxpayer of the United States of America.
Kithy
~kithy
OP
Thanks. I'm ok, just not thrilled about the prospect of getting into an accident, even if the other person would be at fault.
Netolu
~netolu
Driver was probably on the phone and shouting at the kids in the back seat while. Gotta love CA drivers..
ProGen
~progen
Yeah.. that's why I want an M35A2 deuce and a half. Don't have to worry about idiots.. won't hurt my truck if I drive over them.
