So I woke up this morning with blood in my mouth
15 years ago
Apparently last night I ground my teeth so hard that I started bleeding from my gums and woke up with a mouth full of blood. The rest of today was filled with so much rage that my chest felt like it was going to crack, my teeth were squeaking from clenching my jaw on and off and my head hurt.... bad... I have not felt rage like this in so long and I do not know where it came from but today after being so furious that I retched and gagged. I think there may be something wrong.
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i would suggest a mouth guar........that's right, hmm.....
a block of wood to chew on in your sleep. lol.
sorry to hear that dude.
By the power of the holiest of evils, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich! - read this in tune with awaken mustakrakish and it is awesome...
Hold on, now, so yer telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shreik and they turn red and they die.
Yes, sir
That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.
sorry you said metal and I thought it deserved some Dethklok quotes for it, but yeah it'll be alright.
Well your test results back and they're all negative...
really?
Nah, April fools you have cancer...