It's true! I haven't thought of a name for it yet but it's shiny and grey and I contacted a scientist who said it's easily worth $5,000/oz. With this information I got in touch with the Queen who said 'Clearly it's more valuable than platinum, but it's not as pretty as gold, and for that reason, I'm out.'

Still I am hopeful for future investments so I can finally afford to get out of this GODDAMN FANDOM.

PS. Leaving the fandom forever guys.

PPS. Best banner ever.

FURTHERMORE I am now a goose. See profile picture.