sex meme - from OxEun
15 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah loads... some dont know it though
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm a round the clock kinda guy
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
either the left or next to the wall
4. Do you masturbate?
is this a trick? actiually i do it less now im mated
5. How often? Lately?
as i say alot less than usual, maybe twice a week.. but the rest of the time its not me doing it so thats why im not counting those XD
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet but i might, depending on the person.. but in that case id do it anyway
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
both are nie for different reasons, bath for relaxing or shower for funs and speed
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I have a few times in a shower, bloody awkward though
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I brouse here twice a day usually so.. yeah
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Neither really, and both.. depends on mood
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
wel yeah .. wait are we counting bfs on this one?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
fuck no, who are these people <.< >.>
13. Would you choose love or money?
Always love as a riority, i like being happy more than anything
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
being handcuffed and pawed, being blidfolded and stroked in random places really turns me on... aanndd.... hell yeah my feet being tickled
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Only once and i was uite harsh about it.. we ont speak anymore
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
hmn.. im not entirely sure what counts as romantic for a place.. ive really only done it in the bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
not sure if it counts as sex but one of my friends did start playing with me as we were driving around the country.. a 35mph handjob is definitly exciting
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
once but id prefer not to mention it
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
id not do something like this, i like to know the person first
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
see above (no 18)
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
i beamegood friends with someone and later did stuff but id not count it as this
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
its the only kind ive had
24. What's your sexuality?
id have to say bi when it comes to it, i love guys but am definitly willing to try female
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
kissed and fondled but no real sex... yet
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah, my own, a friends.. and once in a pub
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
alass i ams a broke kitty with no job
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup, ann summers is one of my fav stores
29. Bought something from an adult store?
a few things for sexy wear and stuff
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I keep meaning to but never have enough courage or money
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
i kinda want a fox zeta but id also get some normal.. wait and find out
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
ive taken a few and a friend has too.. while i was aslee aswell damnhim
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
thankfully i dont say names during sex
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
actually yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
used to be the only kind i could get
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
technically no but it is ssoo fun
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
on my back with my legs over the guys shoulders, definitly
38. What's your favourite sex act?
rimming or plain anal fuck
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
a couple of times, it was alright but i prefer singles
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
mreh not sure.. hopefully
darkdaxesh
Yeah loads... some dont know it though
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm a round the clock kinda guy
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
either the left or next to the wall
4. Do you masturbate?
is this a trick? actiually i do it less now im mated
5. How often? Lately?
as i say alot less than usual, maybe twice a week.. but the rest of the time its not me doing it so thats why im not counting those XD
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet but i might, depending on the person.. but in that case id do it anyway
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
both are nie for different reasons, bath for relaxing or shower for funs and speed
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I have a few times in a shower, bloody awkward though
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I brouse here twice a day usually so.. yeah
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Neither really, and both.. depends on mood
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
wel yeah .. wait are we counting bfs on this one?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
fuck no, who are these people <.< >.>
13. Would you choose love or money?
Always love as a riority, i like being happy more than anything
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
being handcuffed and pawed, being blidfolded and stroked in random places really turns me on... aanndd.... hell yeah my feet being tickled
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Only once and i was uite harsh about it.. we ont speak anymore
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
hmn.. im not entirely sure what counts as romantic for a place.. ive really only done it in the bedroom
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
not sure if it counts as sex but one of my friends did start playing with me as we were driving around the country.. a 35mph handjob is definitly exciting
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
once but id prefer not to mention it
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
id not do something like this, i like to know the person first
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
see above (no 18)
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
i beamegood friends with someone and later did stuff but id not count it as this
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
its the only kind ive had
24. What's your sexuality?
id have to say bi when it comes to it, i love guys but am definitly willing to try female
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
kissed and fondled but no real sex... yet
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah, my own, a friends.. and once in a pub
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
alass i ams a broke kitty with no job
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup, ann summers is one of my fav stores
29. Bought something from an adult store?
a few things for sexy wear and stuff
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I keep meaning to but never have enough courage or money
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
i kinda want a fox zeta but id also get some normal.. wait and find out
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
ive taken a few and a friend has too.. while i was aslee aswell damnhim
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
thankfully i dont say names during sex
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
actually yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
used to be the only kind i could get
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
technically no but it is ssoo fun
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
on my back with my legs over the guys shoulders, definitly
38. What's your favourite sex act?
rimming or plain anal fuck
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
a couple of times, it was alright but i prefer singles
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
mreh not sure.. hopefully

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