(1) What is your name?

Will Wilson. I fucking kid you not.

(2) What is your quest?

I already achieved my aspiration in life. I don't really have any long term goals anymore that are deathly important to me. So, I guess pass the time until I die as happily as I can manage.

(3) What is your favorite brand of paste?

I don't use it enough to have a preference.

(4) What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

I don't know.

(5) How old is your mother?

I think 55... 56. Her birthday was a few weeks back. I really, really should contact her about it.

(6) What is your favorite flavor of chocolate?

Milk chocolate is nice.

(7) Where are your pants?

On a number of hangers over my bed. It's a small apartment, but the location is enviable.

(8) What is your uncle's middle name?

George. Same as my father, I think.

(9) Are you answering my questions seriously?

Yes, these ones. However, the fifteen on the bottom labelled <Serious questions> I plan to deal with in a less discerning manner.

(10) What is your second favorite color?

Purple. It used to be my favourite, but I changed to blue, partially out of love for sky and ocean, and probably because I learned purple was a 'gay' colour when I was in fourth grade.

(11) If you had to choose from being mualed by a bear and being clawed to death by a rake what would you choose?

Hmmm, the bear incident isn't "mauled to death", so it would be better.

(12) If you won the lottery, what would buy/do with the money?

I really wouldn't do that much with it. Stretch it out to cover rent and small expenses, and spend the rest of my life working a very minimal schedule.

(13) When was the last time you had a perverted thought?

Quite recently. I love the act of love, so it's no wonder. Lemme' squeeze and rub you.

(14) If you had the choice of going out with Michel Jackson or kissing a really ugly homeless girl who smelled like approximately 57 different guys, what would you do? (If you don't want to answer because of issues you have with ugly homeless girls I'll understand)

Homeless girl, I guess. She sounds like she's had a rough life. That bit of human contact might mean a lot to her.

(15) Is there some reason why you're putting out that grease fire with ethanol?

Apparently, I'm suicidal.


>Serious questions<

1) Who's your favorite author?

Whoever is responsible for the jokes in Bazooka Joe strips.


2) What style of books does he/she write?

Gay ones from the california dustbowl. ALSO, ones about indian kids on lifeboats with tigers. And about ralph fiennes in the desert with a chick.


3) If you were stranded on a deserted island with 50 years worth supply of water and food. Who do wish was on the island with you? (everybody on the earth is not an acceptable answer)

Oscar Wilde (ahahahaha, kids in the hall ref, this ones for all the canucks out there. yanks who watch it don't count, sorry :( )


4) What do you wish was different about your appearance?

3rd nipples for 400$ please.


5) Have you done anything in the past that you should be proud of but aren't?

Jack Black.


6) Have you done anything you should regret but don't?

Also Jack Black, but about three years after high fidelity.


7) What is your favorite hobby?

Easily masturbation. And sarcasm.


8) Have you ever had a brush with death? If so, how old were you and what was the cause?

No, me and Death have seperate combs.


9) How many people do you live with?

Ughhghghghghg.... About 16 in this place. But I only gotta share the crapper with 4 of them, SWEET.


10) Where do you wish you lived?

I live in DOWNTOWN Tokyo. C'mon. Seriously. Don't fuck'n joke with me.


11) When did you first discover you were different from the "normal" crowd.

When I showed my friends a picture I'd drawn of Rover Dangerfield being sodomized by the Thundercats and they didn't approve.


12) What was the worst case of depression you've ever had?

Probably the time I realized I'd never been depressed.


13) Have you ever scared yourself?

Once I half-crapped my pants and considered rubbing my finger in it and giving myself those tribal football things that football guys have on their faces so that I could intimdate anyone who pulled a j'accuse on me.


14) How would you define your personallity?

I'm a low key piano chord.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.


15) Which famous celebrity are you told you most resemble?

One girl told me I look like the child of Brad Pitt and Steve Buscemi. That's a true story. I take it I'm a bug-eyed snaggle tooth with the CHIN OF A GOD.


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(I don't know how to do that html type stuff. GAY!!! But I would probably tag Bang... hummm... Noirtheater.... Hmm, hmm... Ahhh... Caesarcub... ArtDecade.... um um... Hammond J... How many do I get? All the lurkers out there also, tagged)