I had a wood box with a padlock on it that I kept under the bed

Risqué!

Me? I hid everything on the top shelf of my closet, because it was really high up, in a red plastic basket under my plushies and in a small box.

i'm really a broom irl

To be honest with you, I'm surprised.

I created a fake panel that looked like part of my wall in my closet when I was a teen. Looked pretty convincing, but... not gonna go into detail of what I had in there.

I gutted a camel and chilled.

I used to have to do a lot of "yardwork" around the house growing up. Now, at the time, I lived in the Appalachian mountains of southwest virginia. My dad owned a coal trucking company, and I basically hated the life being I grew up outside Wash. DC for the first 10 years of my life before getting thrust into the heart of the hillbilly nation.

Anyway, I helped out a lot doing yardwork and that consisted of making a lot of clearings around the house of the woods and underbrush, so I spent a lot of time alone in the woods, and realized how much I hated doing this.

Eventually it made me mad enough to start killing hillbillies, and I had the tools to bury them around the property where no one would find them.

So, besides the mistake of burying one past the property line in the Jefferson National forest that boardered my home at the time and was found - and it was pretty dicey as it almost incriminated me but i got off on a technicality - it worked perfectly.

To this day, the hiding spots have never been found, and my parents still live there, and dont know the body count at all thats out there.

I had a beer keg toy chest.

My desk was comprised of two sections....I usually hid my porn writing between them.

in the space between the ground and a drawer. the drawers dont come out unless you use force so no accidental discovering :D.

I also did the under the bed thing which was probably found out they just didnt say~

Your bootyhole

:x

:3

Seriously though, I never had a hiding place owo

Had that original thing where you put stuff in a box in, sadly it was old stuff from my days as a lad. sadly I forgot about it and now since I cleaned up my room 10 years later it had junk in it. Random junk. But it was cool random junk.

In my mom's closet, there was a safe built into the floor that she didn't know about, because it was under the carpet. I found it playing hide and seek one day, haha

So I found out the code and used it.

I kept my Pokemon cards in there |3

I had a purple folder I kept all my "naughty" drawings in, buried under boxes and stuff at the bottom of my closet. I still have it, and all the... wonderful art of various cartoon characters with wieners that my middle-school mind put to paper.

Nowhere.

My parents knew the house from top to bottom and would perform routine searches... so i learned to just not keep anything worth being caught with having. :T

Every set of drawers I've ever had, has always had 'unused' space under the bottom drawer. Always used to keep stuff there.

In hindsight, though, it is pretty obvious.

Behind a drawer set that was permanently(the frame that is) in place, under a sink, and on a shelf about 8 feet up.

I had drawers built into the wall, I'd pull out the bottom one and hide shit in the wall behind the drawer.

Inside my speakers. They were the kind that had a back panel that could easily be taken apart.

inside the battery compartment of my boombox

Under our dining room table there's some sort of weird shelf thing that you can't see unless you're 4 years old. I put the rocks I found out in the yard and other assorted things in there. I should look and see if anything is under there. :O Thanks for reminding me! Also - I love finding money I forgot about.

Underneath/behind immovable bookcase & dresser
Hidden compartment in locked cash box
Underneath the carpet
Basement underneath pile of lumber

I prided myself in my hiding places.

I would hide my money in the cassette decks of my stereo.

i used to havea water bed with a space inbetween the water bed frame that wasonly acessable if you pulled the drawers out and removed a board so it was a very secutre palce to hide stuff

In my prison wallet.

I used to put rocks in the VCR when i was a toddler. Does that count?

Uhhh, there was this antique we used to have in the foyer of my house and I put all my shit in there when I was little, things like pictures, boxes, toys, some drawings I did when I thought I was an artist... :V

I was a fan of the hiding in plain sight stuff.
So I had several things in my house/bedroom that were not what they appeared to be. would put money and things in there.

Never really hid much stuff while I was growing up... never had anything worth hiding.
POOR CHILD!

But, I also would have gone with "your butthole" alas, someone beat me to it. :C