You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HOWDY
You: FIRST POST
You: FUCK YES
Stranger: Prepare for trouble!
You: MAKE IT DOUBLE
Stranger: To protect the world from devastation!
You: To unite all people with in our nations!
Stranger: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
You: To extend our reach to the stars above !
Stranger: Jesse!
You: James!
Stranger: Team Rocket Blast off at the speed of light!
You: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Stranger: Meowth that's right!
You: I don't know who you are but I salute you and admire you.




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yes.
Stranger: i like girls with huge boobs, so if u dont have them bye
You: Oh
You: I have them
Stranger: nice asl
You: only i'm not a girl



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am jesus
You: you have one question to be answered
You: one question only
You: and i will answer it
Stranger: Why does the world spin?
You: Because it's balanced on the tip of my penis.
You have disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 18 year old male looking for hot girl to chat with.
You: U fund meee :]
Stranger: nice! how old are you?
You: 9 :]
Stranger: liar.
You: ur right
You: I'm 5
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ay
You: Justin B. here
You: Usher gives it to me in the ass everynight
Stranger: Really?
You: New single out this week
You: Thankx!
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lez or bi?
Stranger: bi
You: selfish cunt
You have disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey bitch
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: asl
You: you're welcome bitch
Stranger: hahahaha
You: 16/m/usa
Stranger: 16 f us
You: i doubt that highly
You: ...bitch
Stranger: hahahaha okay doubt whatever you want
You: okay then answer this question
You: What reproductive organ do you have?
Stranger: i have a uterus
Stranger: BITCH
You: Fag.
You have disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Wal-Mart
Stranger: hey i'm lookin for a hot momma?
You: Isle 5.
You: We sell those.
Stranger: fuck wal-mart
Stranger: ha
You: HEY BITCH WE'LL FIND YOUR HOUSE
You: AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND
You: AND SLAP SMILEY FACES AND LOW PRICES ON IT
You: BITCH
You have disconnected.






[15:09] Skoopmeister Snuffs:I would say in her dreams but.
Pretty much any guy with abs is in her dreams.
[15:09] Dr. Bull: ....
[15:09] Dr. Bull: i got abs
[15:10] Dr. Bull: but theres only 2 and theyre on my chest



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all of them were done by either me or my friend Shane


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