i stole this from  hypr

>Silly Questions<

(1) What is your name?

ummm which one? Range, Schoch, Rica, the list goes on

(2) What is your quest?

ummm... stuff?

(3) What is your favorite brand of paste?

the kind that sticks

(4) What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?

5 movement things per time things

(5) How old is your mother?

Older than me

(6) What is your favorite flavor of chocolate?

chocolate chip cookie dough, or pocky

(7) Where are your pants?

from my waist to ankles

(8) What is your uncle's middle name?

My uncle has a middle name?

(9) Are you answering my questions seriously?

maybe...

(10) What is your second favorite color?

ummm... what's my first of my 3 favorites?

(11) If you had to choose from being mauled by a bear and being clawed to death by a rake what would you choose?

which involves less pain

(12) If you won the lottery, what would buy/do with the money?

games, computer, drawing/art stuff, tablet, more games.

(13) When was the last time you had a perverted thought?

ummmm... i don't know

(14) If you had the choice of going out with Michel Jackson or kissing a really ugly homeless girl who smelled like approximately 57 different guys, what would you do? (If you don't want to answer because of issues you have with ugly homeless girls I'll understand)

does mickel jackson have to be alive at the end?

(15) Is there some reason why you're putting out that grease fire with ethanol?

fire is fun to watch

>Serious questions<

1) Who's your favorite author?

ummm... the guy who does king of bandits jing

2) What style of books does he/she write?

Manga

3) If you were stranded on a deserted island with 50 years worth supply of water and food. Who do you wish was on the island with you? (everybody on the earth is not an acceptable answer).

someone that could make a working boat out of 30 years worth of food and water in less than a 1 year

4) What do you wish was different about your appearance?

ummm... fatter?

5) Have you done anything in the past that you should be proud of but aren't?

I guess some of my drawings that I think deserve to burn but others say are good.

6) Have you done anything you should regret but don't?

being as I'm one of the most hated kids in my school for being so annoying because people are a** holes, i guess there are some things.

7) What is your favorite hobby?

ummm... stuck between video games and drawing

8) Have you ever had a brush with death? If so, how old were you and what was the cause?

ummm... i think so, me and my dad were driving his 4-wheeler/ATV, whatever you want to call it, and we went down a hill to fast when he hit the brakes, we started to swerve and flipped off and rolled down the hill with the 4-wheeler bouncing behind us. I guess it almost him me but i didn't see i was too busy rolling.

9) How many people do you live with?

2 but i'm not sure they are "people"

10) Where do you wish you lived?

Japan, they get all the good games before the US

11) When did you first discover you were different from the "normal" crowd?

hmm... when did I start kindergarden

12) What was the worst case of depression you've ever had?

Me, depressed? *falls on floor laughing* i'm way too hyper to be depressed for longer than a few minutes.

13) Have you ever scared yourself?

ummm... yes, i scared myself when I beat a boss way too easily than it should have been.

14) How would you define your personality?

Hyper, smart (if i want to be, if i show it people expect too much from me).

Which famous celebrity are you told you most resemble?

I think Elvis, or a while ago Harry Potter.