Pick the month you were born:
January / I kicked
February / I loved
March / I karate chopped
April / I licked
May / I jumped on
June / I smelled
July / I did the Macarena With
August / I had lunch with
September / I danced with
October / I sang to
November / I yelled at
December / I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 / a birdbath
2 / a monster
3 / a phone
4 / a fork
5 / a snowman
6 / a gangster
7 / my mobile phone
8 / my dog
9 / my best friends' boyfriend
10 / my neighbour
11 / my science teacher
12 / a banana
13 / a fireman
14 / a stuffed animal
15 / a goat
16 / a pickle
17 / your mom
18 / a spoon
19 / a smurf
20 / a baseball bat
21 / a ninja
22 / Chuck Norris
23 / a noodle
24 / a squirrel
25 / a football player
26 / my sister
27 / my brother
28 / an iPod
29 / a surfer
30 / a homeless guy
31 / a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1 / In my car
2 / On your car
3 / In a hole
4 / Under your bed
5 / Riding a Motorcycle
6 / sliding down a hill
7 / in an elevator
8 / at the dinner table
9 / In line at the bank
0 / in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White / because I'm cool like that
Black / because that's how I roll.
Pink / because I'm NOT crazy.
Red / because the voices told me to.
Blue / because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green / because I think I need some serious help.
Purple / because I'm AWESOME!
Gray / because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow / because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange / because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown / because I can.
Other / because I'm a Ninja!
None / because I can't control myself!

now, type out the sentence that you came up with.

I had lunch with a pickle on your car because I'm cool like that and I'm NOT crazy.