I don't often post anything here but I figured this would earn some lulz. A conversation with a bot I had today.

Mellissa says:
Smile Life's too short not to!
Grantacus says:
who the fuck is this
Mellissa says:
hey
Grantacus says:
hey
Mellissa says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Grantacus says:
yes
cuban, 5'3, 350lbs. handlebar moustache, balding, diabetic. real chick magnet.
Mellissa says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Grantacus says:
I'd love to know
Mellissa says:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics if ya wanna check them out go <link removed> tell me what ya think
Grantacus says:
good god, that wasn't even a sentence.
Mellissa says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Grantacus says:
A cam is a rotating or sliding piece in a mechanical linkage used especially in transforming rotary motion into linear motion or vice versa. if you doubt me, see the fucking wikipedia page.
Mellissa says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Grantacus says:
you prewritten messages impress me, sir
Mellissa says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Grantacus says:
It's like I could type any shit in here and your prewritten response will be the same
Mellissa says:
Ok go to <link removed> and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Grantacus says:
Join for fee?
Mellissa says:
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
Grantacus says:
oh shit, I totally missed that. you said FREE. in caps, even. that means it must be legit
contact information? hang on, let me read the box... these new disposable ones are a pain in the ass sometimes, you know?
Mellissa says:
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.
Grantacus says:
oooh that shit is CLEVER.
cleverrr. that doesn't sound suspicious at all.
Mellissa says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Grantacus says:
Plaid. I have such a soft spot for plaid.
or polka dot.
Mellissa says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Grantacus says:
if I ask you to do my dishes, then...? Or laundry. things pile up around here, it's weird...
Mellissa says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!
Grantacus says:
does your mother know about this? You sound very convincingly 14 years of age. That shit's illegal in my country, you know.
Mellissa says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to <link removed> and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Grantacus says:
"try again sweetie..." <insert recycled message here>
Mellissa says:
k you in yet babe??
Grantacus says:
Well, I am currently "in" an ugly taupe room. will that suffice?
this is going to make for a wicked log