I was going through Pounced the other night with Sparkles.
WE FOUND MAGIC GUYS.

THESE ARE ALL DIRECT QUOTES. NO EDITING. I HOPE YOU LOVE ME.


Fucking Furries: A Compilation of the Best Fur-isms
LET THE MAGIC BEGIN!!

"Being a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog, he has learned to run faster than a normal wolf."

"People who can't type in comepleate sentences. I understand doing some abrivations, but please "dnt tlk like dis" ugh guys"

"I am also an aspiring writter"

"WHERE ARE THE ONE PIECE FAN AT!!! Other animes are fine! "

"Grammer whores.... sorry Im not perfict, nether are you so LEMME ALONE!!!!!"

"My sexual attractions include, but are not limited to, fursuits, plushies, wetsuits, bib overalls and shortalls, snowsuits, watersports, hoodie sweatshirts, and the sharing or combining of any of my attractions. "

"(In other words if your soul isn't an animal don't contact me) if your unsure thats ok, I use to help were's and therains find them selfs long long time ago)"

"Wow... that last part really comes off as if I'm ugly... meh, wont bother taking it away"

"I have a rather dark mindset and tend to brood alot. "

"I'm a bit of a freak, in the sense that I seem to fall into the .5% of people that does everything differently than everyone else. For example, if it's 12:10am wed, and you say "tomorrow", I will take it to mean thursday. And if you say yesterday, I will take it to mean tuesday. No one else seems to do that."

"I love all forms of electronics, though I don't know that much about alot of them"

"I know that trust has to be earned, but one would think that by the time a collar is on, it has been."

"One might say i have a list of kinks about as long as Santa's knotty list (which I'm probably on)"

"Have you noticed how so many of these adverts are negative? They launch into this speil about how they don't like X, Y or Z; "if you don't like the fact I don't like X, Y, Z, you can go stfu" and stuff like that? I dunno about you, but I can't help but feel it's counter productive so you'll find none of it here. I feel sorry for X, Y and Z anyway, they're some of the most maligned letters of the alphabet, and the alphabet never harmed anybody!" I LIKE THIS MAN

"Yes, I can get pretty vicious if I need to, but I'm a gentle Xenomporph who just wants to find a mate to cuddle with. To love. "

"I'll probably call you some f***ed up names. I don't mean any offense by it.So if I call you a Bitch-nipple cum juggling penis feather, just laugh and insult me back. I do it for fun, so chillax broski."

"Since I'm a Hunter, I can be right in front of you, and you'll never notice until my tail is protruding from your chest. "

"I'm vicious at times. I have a sick fascination for Nazis. Call me a nazi, I'll scream seig heil. I don't really care what you think, honestly. I have my beliefs, and I'm nothing like a nazi. They have sexy uniforms. "

"I'm a Nazi fem-boy who likes to crossdress when given the chance. "

"Now frak that shazbot. I've read these things MANY MANY times (and still miss the strike HTML) and I don't know of anyone who actually looks beyond the first few sections, if anything. But for those weirdoes out there:
I WANNA FSCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL

But I'm not that tasteless.

True story: I once was driving around Connecticut with a lawyer who was drinking gin and tonics in his nice Lexus. It was a shame when the drink spilled over the nice white leather interior.

I don't have many amusing anecdotes. Mostly, I find them ending in tears, flames and then a dramatic yell. None of the 'This is SPARTA!' crap. But something similar to 'FREEDOM!' and winding up splattened. Except not really, but yes"

"Not your bitch Except if 'Your Bitch' offers good benefits and a stable pension plan. Inquire Within "

"My persona has been created through the science experiments of human society. I'm a hybrid arctic-wolf, arctic-husky mix (stuck in a human body...unfortunately).I have 11 tails (only 2 of which are mine, the other 9 are from the 9-tailed fox god...don't ask)."

"A lady looks in through the doorway and says, "His aquaintance is here." Aquaintance. I remember I had an aquaintance by the name of james Martin."

"I'm actually a sweet guy. You'll never find a more loving flareon in all the universe. "

"So aside from being a pervert (AKA Getting my murr on)"

"Update: I'm a bit more...dark(?) I guess you could say these days...I guess I'm slowly having enough BS in my life at this point I'm getting tired of mankind like...extremely tired. I'm one of those strange morbid people too who would like the entire human race to just, die. Partly cause I'm Otherkin (Draconic) ( NOT COMPETELY FURRY, Somewhat but NOT completely furry >.lt;; ) and partly cause I honestly think the human race (even if I am human or not) is the worst species there is; selfish, rude, self-righteous, arrogant, ignorance, clicks, egotisic, popularity is everything, attention whores, etc."

"UPDATE: If I PM you looking to just CHAT and BE FRIENDS...please DON'T reply with a insensitively assholeish responce like "Right, a dragon. I've known too many dragons in my life and I don't have any interest in anyone as unstable as a lizard with fire breath."

For one, not ALL Dragons are the same you pricks. Two, you DON'T shoot at the person's insecurities and emotional problems, espeically if they are trying to be open despite the above mentioned Autism and again, emotional problems. People have hard lives. Get over it, you're not the only important person on this fucking planet- and saying you're inhospitality is advoidable and your really kind and generous is a complete bullshit thing to say. Go grow a heart and a conscience you little fuckers and grow up yourselves. You've got mistakes, grow up and accept them. At least I'm trying.

Yes. I am emotional. Get over it. A lot of hopeless romantics are."

"And damnit..I AM Simba. People In real life..call me Simba. My own family..calls me Simba (those who haven't disowned me yet"