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Meme (If they could talk)
15 years ago
General
A. How old are you?
Arix: ...
Lavender: Umh, I think... maybe... I'm like, twenty? I dunno...
Noah: I had my eighteenth birthday last month! Yay! Vesna said I should celebrate by playing with some hookers, but I told him I didn't like fishing.
Ni: Wow... I'm only twenty-one.
Janis: None of your damn business, don't you know never to ask a lady her age?
Vesna: I'm nineteen, silly goose!
B. Height?
Arix: ...
Lavender: I don't know, the only time I ever tried I broke the yardstick...
Noah: Um... I think I'm seven feet tall. The last time William-oniichan measured me was a long time ago... *
Ni: Taller than the dragon over there, anyhow.
Janis: A beautiful twenty-three feet long, thank you very much.
Vesna: Come on, wouldn't you rather know about my other length?
C. Do you have any bad habits?
Arix: ...
Lavender: Arix there never talks. EVER. I swear it's like he doesn't even have a mouth or something...
Noah: Teehee, I like stealing Liechi Berries from William-oniichan's backpack when he's not looking.
Ni: And he freaking BISHIE SPARKLES like Edward Cullen, except he's not a douche. At least I don't think so. And you're not a vampire, are you Arix?
Arix: DX
Ni: Me? I suppose... I'm too easy-going sometimes! Eheh. Seriously, this team would be wrecked without me...
Janis: None, none at all. Those aren't befitting someone of my grandeur!
Vesna: Oh god, don't get me started! I loooooooove playing with fire, it's so fabulous! It makes my coat all shiny and luscious, ooh I could just sit in a furnace all day long!
D. You a virgin?
Arix: ...?!?
Lavender: D:
Noah: What's a "virgin?"
Ni: Um. Wow...
Janis: *slaps with her tail*
Vesna: *giggles* Oh you tease. Would you like to find out personally? ;3
E. Who's your mate/spouse?
Arix: ...I have someone. =)
Lavender: I wish I had one. There was a lovely Metagross in Veilstone City once, but he left me after I broke his arm...
Noah: Wha...? Why are you asking me that?
Ni: I don't have anyone. *earpins*
Janis: I haven't found the gentleman worthy enough yet.
Vesna: I haven't managed to make him acknowledge me yet, but rest assured, we're soulmates, baby!
F. Have any kids?
Arix: ...
Lavender: No, but I wish I could! I bet they'd be really cute!
Noah: K-kids? No! That sounds like too much work... O.O
Ni: Um, no, I had enough of that business with my brothers and sisters, thank you.
Janis: No, I'm afraid not. I told you, I haven't found the right man yet.
Vesna: Oh you silly goose.
G. Favorite food?
Arix: ...!
Lavender: I kind of like spicy stuff, you know? But not stuff that's on fire. I'm not allowed near fire anymore...
Noah: Liechi Berries and candy, yay! Can I have a treat?
Ni: Pasta. =P
Janis: I only eat Wiki and Micle Berries.
Vesna: Sausage, of course!
H. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Arix: Butter Pecan. -3-
Lavender: I like "Everything but the Kitchen Sink!"
Noah: Cake Batter, cause it tastes like birthday cake!!!
Ni: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. =)
Janis: I prefer sherbet or italian gelato.
Vesna: Actually, I think most ice cream is too sugary... But vanilla is good.
Everyone else: THAT'S SUCH A NORMAL ANSWER!!!!
I. Killed anyone?
Arix: I... well, not really... I didn't have a choice.
Lavender: Gosh no! I put people in the hospital all the time but I never would wanna KILL anyone!
Noah: K-kill? *whimper*
Ni: Wow... that's an awful thing to ask. I hope I never have to kill anyone.
Janis: What kind of question IS that?
Vesna: Oh my...
J. Hate anyone?
Arix: Yes...
Lavender: Um. No, I don't think so.
Noah: No! Why would I? People are so nice...
Ni: Yes, there are a few people, not counting Blisseys... I just plain hate battling those pink wads.
Janis: Well... it's not a very elegant feeling... but...
Vesna: No, I haven't ever treated anyone that badly to deserve it... I'm pretty sure.
K. Any secrets?
Arix: ... *blush*
Lavender: Guess where I have a birthmark? =3
Noah: Well, there was the time I saw Vesna and Ni in the... n-NUUUU, bad place, bad place! >_<
Ni: O.O YOU SAW US?
Janis: D: What now?
Vesna: =3
L. Love anyone?
Arix: *nods*
Lavender: *sigh* I still do...
Noah: Well, I like William-oniichan cause he's so nice to me, is that what you mean?
Ni: Not at the moment, no one comes to mind.
Janis: Yes, I do. But he's only a human. It's too bad really...
Vesna: *bats his eyelashes*
M. What is your job?
Arix: Catching new Pokemon for William. That's all...
Lavender: I have to show everyone that I'm actually not a ditz by winning battles!
Noah: I defend William-oniichan with my life!
Ni: I second Noah's sentiment there.
Janis: I fight with beauty, grace, and honor.
Vesna: Do you really want me to say it? I live to-
N. Are you a boy or a girl?
Arix: ... I'm male.
Lavender: I'm a girl, thank you.
Noah: I'm a guy like William-oniichan, Arix, Ni, and Vesna!
Ni: I'm a guy.... isn't it obvious? Haha.
Janis: Ugh! I'm a lady, of course. Could any MALE be as gorgeous as I am?
Vesna: Why don't you come over here and see? ;3
O. Family?
Arix: My loving mate, the delicate Lady Madeleine.
Lavender: I have one step-brother. He's kind of obnoxious...
Noah: I have William onii-chan, and all the other guys with me! ^^
Ni: Yes, a very large one. *sigh*
Janis: I have only myself...
Vesna: I have a step-sister. I bet you'd like her... When I look at her, even I sometimes wish I were straight!
P. Best Friends?
Arix: *motions*
Lavender: Without a doubt the others of our team here!
Noah: Everyone's MY best friend!
Ni: Arix, Lavender, Noah, Janis, William and Vesna (although his flagrant horniness is aggravating).
Janis: Even I'll admit that our team is very close. It's an honor being with them on our journeys.
Vesna: Although I have many friends with benefits the six here are true pals, through and through!
Q. What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?
Arix: Hm...
Lavender: I didn't expect William to send me out in that contest against Fantina, boy was everyone surprised! Especially the fire department. ^^
Noah: I think it wasn't surprising, but the best moment in my life was when I evolved. Then I knew I could be truly strong for William!
Ni: I didn't expect to be traded to William, but I know now that it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Janis: I didn't expect William to try to train me at all. I was so ugly back then, but he saw the beauty within me.
Vesna: Tehehehe, silly goose, I was surprised when Ni said yes after I suggested we ---
Ni: *EXTREMESPEED TACKLES*
*I go by William in my game. X3 Dunno why, I just thought it was a nice name at the time...
Arix: ...
Lavender: Umh, I think... maybe... I'm like, twenty? I dunno...
Noah: I had my eighteenth birthday last month! Yay! Vesna said I should celebrate by playing with some hookers, but I told him I didn't like fishing.
Ni: Wow... I'm only twenty-one.
Janis: None of your damn business, don't you know never to ask a lady her age?
Vesna: I'm nineteen, silly goose!
B. Height?
Arix: ...
Lavender: I don't know, the only time I ever tried I broke the yardstick...
Noah: Um... I think I'm seven feet tall. The last time William-oniichan measured me was a long time ago... *
Ni: Taller than the dragon over there, anyhow.
Janis: A beautiful twenty-three feet long, thank you very much.
Vesna: Come on, wouldn't you rather know about my other length?
C. Do you have any bad habits?
Arix: ...
Lavender: Arix there never talks. EVER. I swear it's like he doesn't even have a mouth or something...
Noah: Teehee, I like stealing Liechi Berries from William-oniichan's backpack when he's not looking.
Ni: And he freaking BISHIE SPARKLES like Edward Cullen, except he's not a douche. At least I don't think so. And you're not a vampire, are you Arix?
Arix: DX
Ni: Me? I suppose... I'm too easy-going sometimes! Eheh. Seriously, this team would be wrecked without me...
Janis: None, none at all. Those aren't befitting someone of my grandeur!
Vesna: Oh god, don't get me started! I loooooooove playing with fire, it's so fabulous! It makes my coat all shiny and luscious, ooh I could just sit in a furnace all day long!
D. You a virgin?
Arix: ...?!?
Lavender: D:
Noah: What's a "virgin?"
Ni: Um. Wow...
Janis: *slaps with her tail*
Vesna: *giggles* Oh you tease. Would you like to find out personally? ;3
E. Who's your mate/spouse?
Arix: ...I have someone. =)
Lavender: I wish I had one. There was a lovely Metagross in Veilstone City once, but he left me after I broke his arm...
Noah: Wha...? Why are you asking me that?
Ni: I don't have anyone. *earpins*
Janis: I haven't found the gentleman worthy enough yet.
Vesna: I haven't managed to make him acknowledge me yet, but rest assured, we're soulmates, baby!
F. Have any kids?
Arix: ...
Lavender: No, but I wish I could! I bet they'd be really cute!
Noah: K-kids? No! That sounds like too much work... O.O
Ni: Um, no, I had enough of that business with my brothers and sisters, thank you.
Janis: No, I'm afraid not. I told you, I haven't found the right man yet.
Vesna: Oh you silly goose.
G. Favorite food?
Arix: ...!
Lavender: I kind of like spicy stuff, you know? But not stuff that's on fire. I'm not allowed near fire anymore...
Noah: Liechi Berries and candy, yay! Can I have a treat?
Ni: Pasta. =P
Janis: I only eat Wiki and Micle Berries.
Vesna: Sausage, of course!
H. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Arix: Butter Pecan. -3-
Lavender: I like "Everything but the Kitchen Sink!"
Noah: Cake Batter, cause it tastes like birthday cake!!!
Ni: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. =)
Janis: I prefer sherbet or italian gelato.
Vesna: Actually, I think most ice cream is too sugary... But vanilla is good.
Everyone else: THAT'S SUCH A NORMAL ANSWER!!!!
I. Killed anyone?
Arix: I... well, not really... I didn't have a choice.
Lavender: Gosh no! I put people in the hospital all the time but I never would wanna KILL anyone!
Noah: K-kill? *whimper*
Ni: Wow... that's an awful thing to ask. I hope I never have to kill anyone.
Janis: What kind of question IS that?
Vesna: Oh my...
J. Hate anyone?
Arix: Yes...
Lavender: Um. No, I don't think so.
Noah: No! Why would I? People are so nice...
Ni: Yes, there are a few people, not counting Blisseys... I just plain hate battling those pink wads.
Janis: Well... it's not a very elegant feeling... but...
Vesna: No, I haven't ever treated anyone that badly to deserve it... I'm pretty sure.
K. Any secrets?
Arix: ... *blush*
Lavender: Guess where I have a birthmark? =3
Noah: Well, there was the time I saw Vesna and Ni in the... n-NUUUU, bad place, bad place! >_<
Ni: O.O YOU SAW US?
Janis: D: What now?
Vesna: =3
L. Love anyone?
Arix: *nods*
Lavender: *sigh* I still do...
Noah: Well, I like William-oniichan cause he's so nice to me, is that what you mean?
Ni: Not at the moment, no one comes to mind.
Janis: Yes, I do. But he's only a human. It's too bad really...
Vesna: *bats his eyelashes*
M. What is your job?
Arix: Catching new Pokemon for William. That's all...
Lavender: I have to show everyone that I'm actually not a ditz by winning battles!
Noah: I defend William-oniichan with my life!
Ni: I second Noah's sentiment there.
Janis: I fight with beauty, grace, and honor.
Vesna: Do you really want me to say it? I live to-
N. Are you a boy or a girl?
Arix: ... I'm male.
Lavender: I'm a girl, thank you.
Noah: I'm a guy like William-oniichan, Arix, Ni, and Vesna!
Ni: I'm a guy.... isn't it obvious? Haha.
Janis: Ugh! I'm a lady, of course. Could any MALE be as gorgeous as I am?
Vesna: Why don't you come over here and see? ;3
O. Family?
Arix: My loving mate, the delicate Lady Madeleine.
Lavender: I have one step-brother. He's kind of obnoxious...
Noah: I have William onii-chan, and all the other guys with me! ^^
Ni: Yes, a very large one. *sigh*
Janis: I have only myself...
Vesna: I have a step-sister. I bet you'd like her... When I look at her, even I sometimes wish I were straight!
P. Best Friends?
Arix: *motions*
Lavender: Without a doubt the others of our team here!
Noah: Everyone's MY best friend!
Ni: Arix, Lavender, Noah, Janis, William and Vesna (although his flagrant horniness is aggravating).
Janis: Even I'll admit that our team is very close. It's an honor being with them on our journeys.
Vesna: Although I have many friends with benefits the six here are true pals, through and through!
Q. What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?
Arix: Hm...
Lavender: I didn't expect William to send me out in that contest against Fantina, boy was everyone surprised! Especially the fire department. ^^
Noah: I think it wasn't surprising, but the best moment in my life was when I evolved. Then I knew I could be truly strong for William!
Ni: I didn't expect to be traded to William, but I know now that it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Janis: I didn't expect William to try to train me at all. I was so ugly back then, but he saw the beauty within me.
Vesna: Tehehehe, silly goose, I was surprised when Ni said yes after I suggested we ---
Ni: *EXTREMESPEED TACKLES*
*I go by William in my game. X3 Dunno why, I just thought it was a nice name at the time...
But have you all noticed that each generation seems to favor some types over others, as in which ones appear in the wild and which ones are used by trainers and gyms? I think in Gen. 3 there were a lot of fire types, but in Gen. 4 there are barely any, and there are so many ground and steel and fighting types!!!
I miss the days where Psychic and Fire pokes were abundant. :<
Remember Dunsparce? =P