So, I'm in the kitchen, doing the dishes like a good little housewife. I'm minding my own business when the biggest, baddest carving knife in the house slips from my hand.

Three guesses where it landed. Really, you probably won't even need the first two. :-|



Luckily, the handle's made of granite or something, so it landed handle-first. Unluckily, the handle's made of granite or something, and I'm pretty sure I broke my toe. Almost positive, actually.


And I know what some of you smart-asses are going to say, and I don't want to hear it. You know who you are.