Are you ready for some ACTUAL questions; questions that teenagers actually go through?
Am I ever.

First off, what's your full name?
Jenise Rae-Lynn Isaac

How often do you honestly say "I wanna die"?
As often as a kid high on life.

Do you want to have any children? If so, how many?
Who the shit wants kids from me?

Jacob Black or Edward Cullen?
I would rather cut my lungs out with a spoon.

How many piercings have you had in your life?
two.

What were you doing at 2am?
Uh.... Drawering gay pictures.

Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
Hell yes. I look like a giant bat.

How's your sister?
Dead.

Is anyone over protective of you?


Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
I don't remeber anymore.

What color is your iPod?
Orange
Like metal vomit.

What color is your toothbrush?
It's not.

Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?
No.

Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn't around now?
No.


Where is your biological mother right now?
Dead? (I don't know anymore)

When was the last time you cried really hard?
...When I was four.

Let's test your memory, what were you doing at this moment a year ago?
Taking painkillers for my hand.

Do you smoke weed everyday?
Why the fuck would I?

Do you always answer your phone?
If I am at home, yes.

When was the last time you went to the circus?
Never.

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Summer

Do you like the snow?
Too cold. And white. And wet.

What is bothering you right now?
British Kids. (just one)

Are you multi-tasking right now?
No.

Are you wearing a hoodie? If so, what color?
No. Brown.

Are you a patient person?
Depends.... what the hell am I waiting for?

Do you ever listen to country music?
Fuck. Country. It's Worse Than Vampires.

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
I can't be anymore.

Do you think you are a good person?
Are you my friend?

Do you get mad when people smoke around you?
No.

When was the last time a person of the opposite sex hugged you?
Yesterday

Did you lie on any of these questions so far?
Maybe...

Do you know anyone named Matt?
Yes. He likes finding 'socks'.

What smiley face do you use often?
The balls face -3-

Honestly, have you ever eaten raw cookie dough?
Who hasn't?

Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend?
no.

Do you think you'll be married in three years?
No.

Are you available?
Not Anymore.

Would you stay with your bf/gf if they did drugs?
No. I would stab them, then leave.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
As soon as I started this.

Are you waiting for anything?
Monday.

Do you think you will be a better parent than your parents were/are?
I don't know them.

Do you think that crying is a form of weakness?
Yes. It shows severe vulnerability.

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
Yes.

Are relationships ever really worth it?
Depends.

Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
I don't Plan.

Are you wasting your time on someone?
I might be.

What are your plans for tomorrow?
Sleeping.

Who is the last girl you hugged?
Kathyrn

Do you look older than you actually are?
no. I look 12.

How's your heart?
Purple?

What are you listening to?
The sound of my laptop shitting a brick.

When's the last time you went shopping, who were you with?
I don't shop.

Are any of your friends vegetarians?
No.