~What if?~
● I died: Suicide.
● I kissed you: Blush. A lot. Then kiss back maybe.
● I fell: Help you up, see if you're ok, then laugh.
● I lived next door to you: Sneak over and sleep right now.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Drag to bedroom for game time :D
● I stole something: Ask what it was and then decide.
● I was murdered: Suicide after revenge.
● I cried: Comfort.
● I asked you to marry me: YES >:C
● I was hospitalized: Visit every day and take care of you ;~;

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Yes. Btw I wouldn't rape you >:c
● Keep a secret if i told you one? I think I already do?
● Hold my hand? Yes.
● Study with me? Yes.
● Cook for me? I didn't poison it.
● Love me? Forever.
● Date me? Yes.
● Have sex with me? I thought you'd never ask ;~;

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? JY.
● Describe me in three words. Little yellow ferret.
● What was your first impression of me? "Lol stereotypical lesbian."
● What do you think of me now? You're perfect :l
● What reminds you of me? Ferrets, dogs, lesbians, lesbian porn, 2g1c. Everything.
● Could you see us together forever? Yes.
● When's the last time you saw me? Now.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Already did.

~What if?~
● I died: I'd be upset and at loose ends because I wouldn't know what to do for your family.
● I kissed you: Uh...hi?
● I fell: Lend you a hand.
● I lived next door to you: Aggravate the shit out of you, most likely. Can has movie night?
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: *pounces*
● I stole something: Whip your ass.
● I was murdered: Yet again, I'd be really upset.
● I cried: I'd try to help you out. Either in person or over the phone. Something.
● I asked you to marry me: Sorry, hun, but that geeky think watching Mythbusters in the living room beat you to it.
● I was hospitalized: I'd send flowers and stuffed aminals.

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Sure thing.
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Yup.
● Hold my hand? Sure.
● Study with me? Fuck studying. That's for losers.
● Cook for me? Sure, and I have lol.
● Love me? Already do, girl.
● Date me? Ray'd have a problem with that, as would your boy, I'm sure lol.
● Have sex with me? See above lol.

~More ~
● When and how did we meet? When you came up to visit me with Brynn.
● Describe me in three words. Shy, passive, nerdy
● What was your first impression of me? I thought you were reserved and well mannered.
● What do you think of me now? I think you are crazy, you just hide it well.
● What reminds you of me? Woozles
● Could you see us together forever? I love the phrasing of these questions. I think we could be friends, yes.
● When's the last time you saw me? When you and Brynn left mah howze.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Sure, sometime in the near future.

Why do you call me her boy ): I have a name.

I call all of my friends' significant others their boy or girl. I'm married, and I still refer to Cloud as my boy lol. It's a quirk of mine. Other than that, when I was typing this up, I couldn't remember how to properly spell your name. Don't take offense.

): WELL I TOOK OFFENSE.

And it's scott.
Two t's.
Lol :c

Omai! Then I take A FENCE...as I'd like one around my front yard too to keep the weird reincarnated rapist pug out of it. Believe me...this dog is totally Ted Bundy...Imma bb gun the little creeper's eye out on o' these days.

Well, hullo there Scott! I am Wielder/Robin, the crazy one.

A fence. Clever :I

You seem crazy too.
No "A fence." as you'd say.

You hush. I call you my boytoy and you know it. l:<

... THIS IS NEWS.
Way to be a faggot Heather.

This is not news. ROBIN IS RAD AND YOU WILL MAKE FRIENDLY. ILHER.

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BOOBS

They don't give me the good pills for no reason!

And, yes, clever works for me *yay for overused Fight Club references*.

.

Boobies.
Look at them.

I never said she wasn't.

And why does this look like a boob

They're like C3P0 boobies...

The good kind.

~What if?~
● I died: Hnggg i'd cry to Morg and Scoot and Hanna and then plot with them to go see you. ;~;
● I kissed you: Mmm P;
● I fell: I'd lol, and trip on you and fall too. ;;
● I lived next door to you: Holy fuck we'd do EVERYTHING TOGETHER like real bffs! -handflippy-
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: I'd cry with joy and never let go.
● I stole something: I'd "o_o" at you and slow-clap because I totally wouldn't expect it from you. Lol<3
● I was murdered: I'd go and rip the fucker who gank'd you apart.
● I cried: I'd cry with you, and try to make you feel better with a trip to get ice cream and toys 'r us.
● I asked you to marry me: ...hngg ;~; <3
● I was hospitalized: I'd pray every night, even tho' i'm not really a christian anymore, until you got better again ;;

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
OBVIOUSLY YES. PFFFF.
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
Yup! It'll rot with me to the grave. -boyscout salute-
● Hold my hand?
-grabs hand, holds- :D <3
● Study with me?
PFFFFFFFFFFF no. Because there's better shit to do than study!
● Cook for me?
I -WOULD- but for now I'll say no unless y'wanna live on crispy burnt foods every meal. :'D So I'll save you the trouble haha~
● Love me?
I already do, doll. <3
● Date me?
Fuck yes I would.
● Have sex with me?
With Richardlove's consent.. P; -hipthrust-

~More ~
● When and how did we meet?
A good while back<33
● Describe me in three words.
Influential, admirable, beautiful.
● What was your first impression of me?
"Omg why didn't we start talking like this sooner ;~;"
● What do you think of me now?
Doll, you're so amazing. Words can't even touch how much.
● What reminds you of me?
Ferrets, and shiba inus! <3
● Could you see us together forever?
BFFles for LIFE~
● When's the last time you saw me?
You're on my screen right now. Right now now now. Hehe<3
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
ALREADY DID SUCKA :D

LOL AMY.
You're such a closet lesbian c: