This sounds like a fox holiday! Are bats allowed to participate as well? :P

Everyone can join in! Just find a wolf and have some fun with it! XD

What kind is the pie?

Blueberry, for it is the evillest kind of pie. Also batnana cream.

Mmm, blueberry :3

I also like coconut ^^

Banana cream pie is not for eating!!!!

Especially when coconut cream pie is so much better!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! >.<

If you're good and give me your AIM/twitter or such so I can floof ya, I'll be easy on you. Until then have fun in this lovely clothes wringer. *punt*. Hehhe

I don't use AIM or Twitter, I am on gtalk though, so you can gstalk me there if you like. also, I am around and about on SecondLife and here. :3

Schtoopid wolf, get with the times and stop being a hermit! *noogie*

and despite twitter being made by the devil, you find out where everybody went to, :/

I don't like this holiday...

I'll like it enough for the both of us! *boots ya into a tuna canner*

I've been drink coastered and canned today, I'm having bad luck.

How about some good luck with a horseshoe? *shakes the can contents out into a smelter and hammers you into a shoe for your unicorn.*

I don't live with any wolves D=

.... aka ... doesn't smell bad at my place ;)

Glad someone else agrees wolves stink! XD

uh oh.... *hides in a factory*

*sneaks up behind ya and inserts your tail in a surface planar that make boards hehe*

D: -flails and claws about hopelessly as he goes in-

*happily collects the black and white plank that slides out of the other side*. Ooh, I can build a doghouse! Er, wolfhouse? Though I'd need more wolf boards then....

*props you up on his coffeetable and sits his feet on you for now*

T.T -whimpers and planks and boards and... Other plank stuff- I'm bored! D: . . . . . Hehe bored x3

How about some snowboarding? *grins voopishly and drags you off to go riding on top of down the nearest snowbank*

Meeep!! *eyes widen and tail goes between legs* You wouldn't harm such a nice, cute wuff would you O_o....yes you would *holds paws over face bracing for impact* XP

I wouldn't harm a wolf, but Senor Pedro the World's Kickingest Donkey would! *steps aside and lets Pedro go to town*. XD

NUUUU!! -KICK- *go flying into the crushing machine with two horseshoe marks on my bum* OUCH..OOH...AHHHH!....the pain...TwT
*comes out flat like a towel* you man fox and your kicking donkey
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This sounds like the best holiday ever invented hehehe Finally an excuse for it to do these things to wolves!

Though technically any day is a good day to do things to wolves. They know they deserve it, and they're excellent for pounding out into furniture and other items hehe.

I couldn't agree more

I know factory mechanics from work! *takes apart the machines before you can get to them*

But that's why there is sometimes good old fashioned methods *mallet THWOCKS!*

Why are people so cruel to wolves? D: what did we do?

It is that people realize wolves are raw material like glass, steel, rubber, and such, only they lack a definite shape and need to be smooshed into one. Preferrably on a very long term basis hehehe.

D': wolves are people too
Yer all just as malleable as wolves are

But wolves make much cuter noises when thwocked, and who wouldn't want a room redecorated in everything wolfy?

D': I'd so smush ya if I weren't already... Flattened..

NUUUU!! I always knew it!! we do make funny noises when smooshed and flattened

I do love this idea...and it's sad few others have realized it.

i think we ought to petition that this be made National Wolves Into Machinery Month, instead of just Day

...not to mention, i'm sure you could get plenty of volunteers for the afore-mentioned punch & pie (you had mentioned BATnana pie, yes?)

though, i wonder, perhaps we're being too specific with "wolves"...perhaps other furries would want to participate too? National Utilize Your Friend(s) Month?

Friends are, after all, an untapped resource for raw materials...

Tigers and bunnies would be fairly nice alternatives to wolves, though as a fox, I'm inclined to always hassle the wolves first hehe.

D': I'd so smush ya if I weren't already... Flattened..