Because I don't know him but people by default are bastards?

Really? Last baby i saw was pretty cute.

Tho it shat all over the place.. She was still cute

Mayhap children are exempt from the bastard rule, but they're not particularly fantastic themselves. Saying that, I'm not fond of children. Though, I find most people are bastards by default. Probably poor luck with the people I've met. Doesn't mean everybody is. I'm sure you're quite lovely in real life and possibly online as well.

Do you think I'm lovely then?? ºwº

You ask a difficult question. Do I know you? I'm afraid not. Have you been an arse in the journal replies? No. So I can safely deduct that you have been lovely so far.

Hmm no te conozco, pero.. alguien que necesite que otros le digan sus defectos ya sea porque no los conoce, o por que quiere levantarse el ego cual Emo cualquiera and hacerlo sentir mal.... hmm.. tiene que ser un douchebag? (reitero no te conozco.. esto puede no ser cierto)

Soy un Douchebag y me corto el cuello todo el dia!

Contento ahora?

Bueno.. y a todo esto.. por que la pregunta? si se puede saber?

Nomas por cotorrear

Lol ..ok :P

Por un momento pense que seria algo serio :P

Que es "serio"? *3

Lol.. algo que por lo visto no esta en tu diccionario :P haha

Y dudo que sea algo que quieras añadir a vida :P

WHO THE FUCK Is ADO!?

It's this guy that is in front of my keyboard

Because today is by b-day and he didn't give my rear b-day spanking! :<

Apologies/Spanksession4U

ohh mmrrrr <3

I was wondering if you'd like some Irish cream with your spanking, yes?

Irish cream you say? Hmmm sounds pretty interesting :)

Because he's touching himself at night!

Then you do it! .P

Does it have to be honest or can we just fabricate some of the wall reason based on this journal entry as long as it is mean?

Both are equally apreciated, specially mixing both

Ooooh! *Boner

Because you get absolutely wasted, log on to MSN, and then confuse the everloving crap out of me and then leave in a huff, then I wonder what on earth I did wrong to upset you, only to have you inform me that you have no recollection of said events.

Because you trust far too much in your ability to read people, causing you to quickly label them as uninteresting, and, although you are almost perfectly correct in your assessments, you know as well as I do that you could be missing out.

Because you're a walking agent of change with the ability to teach some of the most valuable lessons in life that even most grandparents haven't figured out yet, and for some reason at the same time you are a recluse.

Because I LOVE YOU TO DEATH and yet I STILL CAN'T MEET YOU.

Because you answer my questions with your fiendish little giggle, and that's all I get.

Because you don't care about others' expectations, which as we've discussed multiple times, labels you as a douchebag.

Because you only tell me you'll be back soon if you're going to be gone more than four hours.

Because you're effing adorable and I can't get you to ADMIT IT (Yes, I know this goes both ways, but I'm also a douche)

Because you've somehow managed to be a bigger tease than ME.

Because you don't let me help you, unless the matter is something ultimately superfluous.

Because you still have the heart (Not the mind) of a child, but you keep it so well-guarded.

Because you post journals like this, due to some odd self-defeatist attitude which I can never convince you otherwise on.

O_o wow you really love him awwwwwwn

You will remain SILENT about how others apreciate me. Now get drunk and on all four!

ok

This guy right here needs a duche more than anyone

*readies the firehose*

*tapes the event

*destroys the tape

buy douchebag mugs, tshirts and magnets
n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
1. An object used for vag~

Wait... you cleaned a vaggie?

I've done many things ,3

because you MADE MY SISTER PREGNANT! YOU're NOT GAY AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLL

I shall avenge for your douchebagness!!!

Dude I PREGGED YOU, not her.
You need to drink less.

Well, apart from asking people who typically don't want to waste time picking at faults that are insignificant in the grand scheme of things to do just that... xD

I dunno. Don't know you very well, and it's likely to remain so. I wouldn't mind the opportunity to get to know you better, but past experiences with artists and their complete lack of willingness to chat with "random persons x, y, and z" pretty much made me cynical about the prospect. P: So, unless you also suffer from this facet that makes an artist seem so dang inaccessible to people genuinely interested in getting to know them, I don't know very much at all that qualifies you as a douchebag.

Should I show you why?? .D

Only if you really want to?

well... because he leavse me typing alone at the messenger sometimes... but I really dunno how he connects after his comp was blown up, I think some away message would be nice

I'M SO SORRY!!! T___________T

*skins you to a trend perfect accessory and never EVER leaves you.

I don't think I can answer.

That makes you a bigger douche than me.

Does that mean I have surpassed you....?

Does it? .D

A shower is better

I love La France

Hmmmmm showeerrrr meee

Je te voi, cochon! ,3

Gruic gruic X3

uhmmm you are what you are adokuns o_o sometimes you're so fucking adorable, sometimes you're a good teacher, sometimes you're extremely arrogant and sometimes you're a douchebag

But I love you just like you are lol

You may not love me Jew. I'm not Kosher.
And BTW. Douches are adorable in your head. Yes?

kosher and... maybe lol

I know what you like son

Ado is a douchebag because he never messages me! And people in general are all douchebags!
He may also like drinking the contents of the douchebag I don't know.

Beer tampons or any other alcolhol soaked pads please.
You can join me if you can (hint)

x3

Too bad Doctor just said no drinking for the Niji D:

That is Boollsheet D.

Fly, I wanna know what does it means douchebag?

porke eres hombre y todos los hombres somo unos pendejos ke la cagamos cabron y es sabido ke TODOS hemos sido culeros mas de una vez, sobretodo cuando tamos con el novio/free/pioresnada y nos entra ese noseque ke nos incita a ser ogetes, y no solo con los hombres sino tambien con las mujeres, nuestras amigas/tias/hermanas/compañeras y gritamos lo gorda ke se ve cuando se esta probando una camisa nueva porke necesita una nueva, porke no tiene nada elegante ke ponerse para una presentacion, o cuando vamos por la calle y vemos a una completa extraña ke dios sabe como logro meterse en esos jeans y ni se diga del makillaje, porke kien se pone ese tipo de tonos tan desfavorables para la piel, no podrian usar algo menos plateado?
tambien porke por ser hombres somos una moneria de defectos entre los ke destacan arrogancia, orgullo, envidia, prejuicios, mentiras, irresponsabilidad, pendejismo, y muchos muchos errores mas.
dejandolo de forma discreta
a: Ado
b: hombre
c: culero
a es b
b es c
por lo tanto a es b

me despido como siempre:
MANA
SANTA
REINA
ADORADA
IDOLATRADA
DE LA VIDA
DEL AMOR
MUÑECA
PUERCA
LAGARTONA
POLLODRILA
GUACHAPERRA
Y POR FAVOR NO CONFUNDAN A SEBASTIAN CON BESTIA-SAN A3A

Voto por PENDEJISMO por 30000 pesos!
Contestame en forma de pregunta!

Si estamos en primavera, y Thalia acaba de regresar a Mexico según fue anunciado en Vogue, para Ω→Ø ¿Que chingados es esto http://yfrog.com/2radoecp ? Expresa en miniterminos y grafica para valores mayores a 1 ¬¬

because its our wedding night and u still havnt f&%ked my brains out

Yes that makes me the biggest douche in your life, doesn't it?

well up there int he top 5

That's OK, that big ass fugly bear on x-tube already had that honour, now didn't he?

And such a good submissive little bottom, now weren't we, mate? .3

Even if he wasn't packing that much, I must say you're quite the actor

Well how to answer to this..how? hmm I do not consider you a douche bag no i do not. you are an odd person yes. honestly speaking here. but i like that about you. your very artistic and see things in a different view then everyone else like myself. and people think illy of you because of your views of the world.

you come online on msn and talk then you get quite and be like okay? i wonder whats up. then i wait then you talk again. i think to myself you must be busy. so i don't say anything. i don't want to bothersome , so thats why i don't instant message you when you log on.

i have great respect for you though we haven't been talking together for that long. but even so i still find myself able to open to you. you're very wise in your own way another thing i really like about you. again honestly speaking here.


yes you do log off often..but so do i.that does not make you a douche bag.or anything maybe you just don't feel like talking to anyone i don't know. i don't consider you that way.


meh..i dunno..i like you.your a good friend thats all that matters we all have our douche days. for me its everyday sadly anyway um i think thats all i can say about this.

Alpha aka you and Omega me for life.

puesssssssssssssssss
1.- hablas bien extranio aveces siento que no hablas en serio y nunca puedo entenderte
2.- se ve que eres un cabron de primera y aveces como que no te tomas enserio lo que te dicen
3.- aveces confundes a uno y uno no sabe como manejar la situacion

cB es todo

Soy fan de Microsoft Sam

xD

Because you left me at the alter right after you kicked my father, made out with my dog, and molested my horse! and because you keep foiling my plans to take over Uranus
I'll get you next time Ado, Next time!!!!

Well, I didn't think you'd mind that much D.
I don't deserve you T.T

Es porque no me dejas ser activo TwT

Pero, pero, pero.... D.

Alternative Answer: Ado may appear to be a douchebag, but I can be a bigger bitch