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Just because I am horrifically bored right now
15 years ago
Yes Shabs I am stealing memes from you again.
Your man side:
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
13 points (I'm one point more a man than you Shabs)
Your woman side:
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
2 points.
Guess I need to rethink my gender :/
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My fine is $295 Yay
Shower Meme
1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening?
whenever I feel like it during the day
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Both
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
BOTH
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
Sometimes
5 - Do you shave in the shower?
In the shower? Thats weird, myabe Rufus would want one, I don't need a reminder >_<
6 - Do you sing in the shower?
USually I narrate epic stories and mysteries
7 - Do you use a washcloth?
One of those poofy things and a back brush because I'm not flexible and lack someone to do it for me
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
It'd a door, I like it
9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
I have, but I jumped out right after I took it
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
Yeah, I do that when I bath my dogs
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
Yes
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
Yarp!
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
I has a roommate, so yes I do.
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
I used to listen to my laptop, but my first roommate from years ago thought it was weird, so I stopped
15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
Used to, back when my hair would go crazy insane at the sight of humidity, not anymore
16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
Yes
17 - Describe your shower in three words.
Very hot, very long showers. Often times I fall asleep in them
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
Uh, bigger?
19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
Someone to scrub my back
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
O.o
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
o.O
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
Everthing?
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Holding a long conversation with my sister's best friend at the time as he sat on the toilet and I was in the shower
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Happy fun time with Rufus
25 - When was the last time you showered?
5 minutes ago
26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
Maybe a second time today, usually shower more than one a day if I can help it.
Your man side:
[ ] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
13 points (I'm one point more a man than you Shabs)
Your woman side:
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
2 points.
Guess I need to rethink my gender :/
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
My fine is $295 Yay
Shower Meme
1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening?
whenever I feel like it during the day
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Both
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
BOTH
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
Sometimes
5 - Do you shave in the shower?
In the shower? Thats weird, myabe Rufus would want one, I don't need a reminder >_<
6 - Do you sing in the shower?
USually I narrate epic stories and mysteries
7 - Do you use a washcloth?
One of those poofy things and a back brush because I'm not flexible and lack someone to do it for me
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
It'd a door, I like it
9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
I have, but I jumped out right after I took it
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
Yeah, I do that when I bath my dogs
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
Yes
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
Yarp!
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
I has a roommate, so yes I do.
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
I used to listen to my laptop, but my first roommate from years ago thought it was weird, so I stopped
15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
Used to, back when my hair would go crazy insane at the sight of humidity, not anymore
16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
Yes
17 - Describe your shower in three words.
Very hot, very long showers. Often times I fall asleep in them
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
Uh, bigger?
19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
Someone to scrub my back
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
O.o
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
o.O
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
Everthing?
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Holding a long conversation with my sister's best friend at the time as he sat on the toilet and I was in the shower
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
Happy fun time with Rufus
25 - When was the last time you showered?
5 minutes ago
26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
Maybe a second time today, usually shower more than one a day if I can help it.
