hey everybody sorry bout being a lil late...ive been stuck with doing alot of yard work...one of which is cutting back a tree that has limbs that has been keeping me up for the past week so i cut it back


well....this is a good story and i think a few of you might laugh at this random battle with a tree


anyway 7:30 am i got woken up by a huge BANG!! on the roof....the tree stuck its first blow

well i groggly mumbled and shuffled my self out of my lil bed and imeadiately grabbed some work clothes and proceded outside


i went out to the shed and grabed a hatchet...a saw and some gloves and glasses and a ladder...and proceded to do battle with the tree

well on the property their is 2 fences 1 belongs to us..and the other....belongs to this apartment complex...and between it is a neutral zone...where lots of nasty weeds and stuff seem to grow out there..like those thorny vines ive been dealing with

anyway...after a few branches chopped and dragged off...i decided to get the big daddy of them all thats 2 stories up....and i chopped..hacked...sawed....and it would not come down...so i started cutting from the bottom and down it went...well...when it snapped....the break...swung up and smacked me in the face...i lost balance...and fell out of the tree on the end of the aparment complex fence right into a spiky thorn bush bottom first

my nextdoor neighbor saw it..can collapsed from laughing so hard he said....JOSH YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!!! x3

and i yelled back.....well thanks for not checking on me.....IM OK...BUT IM STUCK!!!! ROGER GET A DAMN LADDER!!!! I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS COMPLEX

after i shuffled out of the thorns...i tried to climb the tall fence....but my big feet wont even fit in the holes...so i had to scramble up..and try and reach the ladder on the other end....

well..after a few attempts and falling on my butt again i got over.....

after getting on my side of the fence..i said..thanks roger...what do i owe you...he said nothing...you made my day just from falling!!

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anyway...... round 1 goes to the tree....but mock my words tree....ill cut the rest of those limbs.....after my butt heals x.x;


but yeah....thats the story

hope u guys/gals got a small chuckle out of that