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How Bad Are You Meme
15 years ago
If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
+++
[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[x] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[x] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting
Total: 8
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face (XD wtf?)
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[] a drug other than marijuana
[x] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of "rolled joints with the pages"
[ ] been to rehab
Total:5
[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[X] did porn (If you record it, it's porn lol)
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total:6
[x] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total:5
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[x] gave someone a swirly
[] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[] did a keg stand
Total: 7
[ ] stolen gas
[] threw pickles on the drive thru window after saying no pickles!!!
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[] ran away from home
[] egged a house
[] forked someones yard
Total:3
[x] set something on fire
[] ran from police
[] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test (one time many many many years ago, but I don't need to)
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[x] left with less than you started with
Total:12
[] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[] driven more than 12 hours straight
[] joined a larp club to just beat on nerds
[x] made a homeless man do a dance for money (dun ask >>)
[] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[] keyed someones car
[x] bumped into someones car and left
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 4
[x] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA (uhm....equiv)
[ ] been banned from FA
[] had your car towed
[x] thought kanye was cool
Total: 7
Overall Total: 57
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
+++
[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[x] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[x] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting
Total: 8
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face (XD wtf?)
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[] a drug other than marijuana
[x] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of "rolled joints with the pages"
[ ] been to rehab
Total:5
[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[X] did porn (If you record it, it's porn lol)
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total:6
[x] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total:5
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[x] gave someone a swirly
[] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[] did a keg stand
Total: 7
[ ] stolen gas
[] threw pickles on the drive thru window after saying no pickles!!!
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[] ran away from home
[] egged a house
[] forked someones yard
Total:3
[x] set something on fire
[] ran from police
[] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test (one time many many many years ago, but I don't need to)
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[x] left with less than you started with
Total:12
[] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[] driven more than 12 hours straight
[] joined a larp club to just beat on nerds
[x] made a homeless man do a dance for money (dun ask >>)
[] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[] keyed someones car
[x] bumped into someones car and left
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 4
[x] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA (uhm....equiv)
[ ] been banned from FA
[] had your car towed
[x] thought kanye was cool
Total: 7
Overall Total: 57
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
[x] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[ ] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[ ] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed (Had nothing to do with drunk-ness)
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting
Total: 3
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of "rolled joints with the pages"
[ ] been to rehab
Total:5
[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[ ] bought/watched porn
[ ] did porn (If you record it, it's porn lol)
[ ] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[ ] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 8
[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[ ] been asked to leave a store
[ ] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[ ] Driven without a license
[ ] seen a psychologist
Total: 8
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[ ] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[ ] streaked
[ ] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 12
[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw pickles on the drive thru window after saying no pickles!!!
[ ] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[ ] believed in santa claus past 7
[ ] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[ ] egged a house
[ ] forked someones yard
Total: 13
[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test (duh)
[x] stolen money from someone
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] been okay with it
[ ] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[ ] had sex
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex
[x] had to do the walk of shame
[x] left with less than you started with
Total:18
[ ] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[ ] joined a larp club to just beat on nerds
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for (how is that even badass anymore in this era...?)
[ ] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[ ] forged documents
Total: 20
[ ] seen someone die
[ ] been in a car accident
[ ] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[ ] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[ ] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Total: 21
My parents aren't ashamed at all! >:)
[x] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[ ] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[x] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up )to get outta school lo)
[x] woken up in someone elses bed (Yeah, not like that yet.)
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting
Total: 6
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of "rolled joints with the pages"
[ ] been to rehab
Total:8
[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[ ] did porn (If you record it, it's porn lol)
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[ ] own a gun
[] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 12
[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[ ] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 15
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[ ] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[ ] streaked
[ ] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 19
[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw pickles on the drive thru window after saying no pickles!!!
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[ ] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[ ] forked someones yard
Total: 23
[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test (havent we all?)
[x] stolen money from someone
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] been okay with it
[ ] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[ ] had sex
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[x] left with less than you started with
Total:27
[ ] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[ ] joined a larp club to just beat on nerds
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for (Really!?)
[x] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left
[x] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 32
[ ] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[ ] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[ ] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Total: 35