Goddamnit, John McClane
15 years ago
General
So, I'm wanting to watch the Die Hard quadrilogy today, whilst working on trades and commissions, but I can't seem to find Die Hard 2. After some very tiresome searching, I found it under the sofa.
Also under the sofa, I found:
Some Star Wars DVDs
Some Firefly DVDs
Porn
A shoe
A t-shirt
My missing 1.0 Copic marker
A book about sharks
Some paints
Four crochet hooks.
WTF, sofa? Why do you eat all of my things? D:
Also under the sofa, I found:
Some Star Wars DVDs
Some Firefly DVDs
Porn
A shoe
A t-shirt
My missing 1.0 Copic marker
A book about sharks
Some paints
Four crochet hooks.
WTF, sofa? Why do you eat all of my things? D:
FA+

you couch much be a horny teenager