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Dear Wiifit...
15 years ago
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Hi, its me.
We've known one another a fair amount of time by now...since December, yes? You might remember me as the fatty who hid in the car, shamefaced, while her husband went into the Gamestop to buy you because she was scared to death of anyone commenting.
I fed you batteries and set you up, whereupon you merrily informed me I was obese, made my little Mii into the shape of a box, and made labored little grunts when I'd step on the board. Its okay. I deserved it. A 5'3 girl packing 231 pounds can no longer call herself "chubby", after all...
It is now almost five months since you came to live with me. I've dropped 40+ pounds since we started working together. I'm a weight I haven't been in the last seven years. I think that's some good progress, don't you, Wiifit? Well, even if you don't, you have to admit it IS progress, right?
SO HOW ABOUT YOU STOP ACTING LIKE GODDAMN GODZILLA STEPPED ON THE BOARD WHEN I GO TO DO MY BODY TEST?? >=/
No love,
--Me
TO DO LIST:
1. Rifter's Headshot
2. Female Outlaw inks/colors
We've known one another a fair amount of time by now...since December, yes? You might remember me as the fatty who hid in the car, shamefaced, while her husband went into the Gamestop to buy you because she was scared to death of anyone commenting.
I fed you batteries and set you up, whereupon you merrily informed me I was obese, made my little Mii into the shape of a box, and made labored little grunts when I'd step on the board. Its okay. I deserved it. A 5'3 girl packing 231 pounds can no longer call herself "chubby", after all...
It is now almost five months since you came to live with me. I've dropped 40+ pounds since we started working together. I'm a weight I haven't been in the last seven years. I think that's some good progress, don't you, Wiifit? Well, even if you don't, you have to admit it IS progress, right?
SO HOW ABOUT YOU STOP ACTING LIKE GODDAMN GODZILLA STEPPED ON THE BOARD WHEN I GO TO DO MY BODY TEST?? >=/
No love,
--Me
TO DO LIST:
1. Rifter's Headshot
2. Female Outlaw inks/colors
But wow, its such a confidence killer to get off the bathroom scale, and go "YAY I WEIGH LESS :'D" and go step on the wiifit and have it go "Ooh...!" all distressed-like
Should've called it the WhoaFuck board or something