You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey ;)
Stranger: hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: you?
You: im tweakin
You: Just finished doing like 30 lines of cocaine
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so where you from?
You: it might have been 50 lines actually
You: I lost count after the first 90
You: anyway
You: i'm 78 and I'm from africa
You: i snort off a dead white mans body
Stranger: well, im 86, from india
You: WHOA SHIT YOURE HARD CORE
You: GET AWAY
You have disconnected.





I fucking LOL'D