If I had a dollar...
15 years ago
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
...for every "I'm sorry to my commissioners for being slow with commissions right now" journal I've seen in the last week, I could probably buy Walmart. If I had a dollar for every journal I've EVER seen about that, I could buy the Earth, convert it to a giant store, re-name it Wal-earth. Phew.
FA+

MAKIN ME FEEL LIKA DIK
at least i can say its usually odd circumstance and not 'oh i just lost inspiration'