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lolpie
15 years ago
Okayso I haven't updated in a while, mostly because I feel like I'm a bother most of the time. This is not one of those times. I'm in one of those insane moods where everything is making me giggle like an idiot. So you get to hear about it. YAYYYYYY </slapped>
Okay, so not much happened. Except for this pie, which lied to me in its delciousness. So my mom gets some meat pies, and despite having seen Sweeney Todd twice, I still crave them. HOSHIZ THEY'RE DELICIOUS. Most of the time. So I stick them in the microwave, even though the crust on the outside was still kinda sticky. I wasn't really sure whether or not to stuff them in the oven until I realized that my hunger was about to overcome my fragile constitution and wipe me from the face of the earth in an all-consuming black hole of infinite hunger and despair. So into the microwave it went. The longest two minutes of my life. That I can currently remember. Well, there was that one time with the ice cream but that's not the point. Anyway, I turn around for two minutes to find something else to do and when I decide that there's nothing worth doing in the two minutes of waiting, the magical call of the microwave beep beckons that I might partake of the blessings derived from the merciless slaughter of unassuming animals. And yet, for some reason, the pies have puffed up to the size of a cantaloupe. lolcantaloupeisspelledfunny. So I bravely grabbed a fork and stabbed them into submission. Being the conquering hero that I am, I proudly gloated over my kill before tentatively slicing a piece off. Extending my tongue to test the deliciousness of the pie, it checked out, so was almost immediately consumed. The pie... was delicious. Until my second bite yielded a lie of epic proportions which will likely haunt me for the next thirty or so minutes: there were olives in it. BIG. GREEN. OLIVES. What sort of foul trick was this!? Ruining a meat pie with olives. I am disappoint. My tongue was punched by the awful flavors, causing a cringe on my face the likes hadn't been seen since the trampoline incident of '98. So I finished off the pie, unwilling to let it savor my disgust. REVENGE.... is not as sweet as I'd like it to be. I'll go get some tea now. I should probably be on some sort of medication. WOO.
Bubblesandlotion.
That is all. c:
EDIT: Okay, so I lied. That wasn't all. I'm probably going to upload drawings that have to do with stupid things that happen in my life that will make me look vain and exciting, neither of which are particularly true. Except the second one. My boyfriend thinks I'm exciting. Lol. Poor guy.
Okay, so not much happened. Except for this pie, which lied to me in its delciousness. So my mom gets some meat pies, and despite having seen Sweeney Todd twice, I still crave them. HOSHIZ THEY'RE DELICIOUS. Most of the time. So I stick them in the microwave, even though the crust on the outside was still kinda sticky. I wasn't really sure whether or not to stuff them in the oven until I realized that my hunger was about to overcome my fragile constitution and wipe me from the face of the earth in an all-consuming black hole of infinite hunger and despair. So into the microwave it went. The longest two minutes of my life. That I can currently remember. Well, there was that one time with the ice cream but that's not the point. Anyway, I turn around for two minutes to find something else to do and when I decide that there's nothing worth doing in the two minutes of waiting, the magical call of the microwave beep beckons that I might partake of the blessings derived from the merciless slaughter of unassuming animals. And yet, for some reason, the pies have puffed up to the size of a cantaloupe. lolcantaloupeisspelledfunny. So I bravely grabbed a fork and stabbed them into submission. Being the conquering hero that I am, I proudly gloated over my kill before tentatively slicing a piece off. Extending my tongue to test the deliciousness of the pie, it checked out, so was almost immediately consumed. The pie... was delicious. Until my second bite yielded a lie of epic proportions which will likely haunt me for the next thirty or so minutes: there were olives in it. BIG. GREEN. OLIVES. What sort of foul trick was this!? Ruining a meat pie with olives. I am disappoint. My tongue was punched by the awful flavors, causing a cringe on my face the likes hadn't been seen since the trampoline incident of '98. So I finished off the pie, unwilling to let it savor my disgust. REVENGE.... is not as sweet as I'd like it to be. I'll go get some tea now. I should probably be on some sort of medication. WOO.
Bubblesandlotion.
That is all. c:
EDIT: Okay, so I lied. That wasn't all. I'm probably going to upload drawings that have to do with stupid things that happen in my life that will make me look vain and exciting, neither of which are particularly true. Except the second one. My boyfriend thinks I'm exciting. Lol. Poor guy.
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