Because here I am at work, there's not a single customer around, and there's nothing better to do. But hey, if the French government wants to pay me 12€/hour for doing silly internet memes, I'm totally game.

► Are you single ➔ Yes I am.
► Are you happy ➔ Sorta, yeah. My studies stress me out, though. Might it be test anxiety? I think it might.
► Are you bored ➔ I see what you did there.
► Are you sad ➔ Not particularly, no.
► Are you Italian ➔ Nope.
► Are you German ➔ Nope.
► Are you Asian ➔ Nope. (These are very American questions! On the whole, I think Americans keep track and talk about their particular heritages more than Europeans do.)
► Are you angry ➔ It'll take a LOT more than just an internet meme to make me angry. :'D
► Are you Irish ➔ No, but you can still kiss me.
► Are your parents still married ➔ Nope, that was a long long time ago.

TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Tampere, Finland.
► Hair Color ➔ A boring common brown.
► Hair Style ➔ Long, usually on a ponytail, shoulder length. :3
► Eye color ➔ I forget, and there's no mirror at hand. I think they're a greenish blue.
► Birthday ➔ Jan 21st!
► Mood ➔ I'm hungry! (Though that's not really a mood, is it?)
► Gender ➔ I'm a guy, though you are free to doubt that. |'D
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Are we talking hands or politics?
► Summer or Winter ➔ ENOUGH OF WINTER. It's springtime. :)
► Morning or Afternoon ➔ I'm not really a morning person. Though I do admit that sometimes, there is a certain magic in waking up early.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Not currently.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Those are just silly crushes. They happen, but it's not love. (And people would be wise to tell the difference!)
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ I did.
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ Ever, ever? Of course I have!
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Twice, as far as I know. It's not great fun, but both times the only other alternative was that I keep lying to myself that I'm happy in that relationship. And that just does not do.
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ Haven't seen her since the breakup.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ Well, it's always a big step...
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Hee, I have. But that's nothing to do with my love life. (Did you know that hugs have been clinically proven to reduce blood pressure and ease anxiety?)
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I wish I had that problem.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ What on earth could you mean by that?

TEN THIS OR THAT
► Love or Lust ➔ Love~!
► Lemonade or Iced tea ➔ Lemonade!
► Cats or Dogs ➔ I've had more cats than dogs, but I guess I'm pretty neutral.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Luckily it's not a one or the other situation, but I do value best friends more than causual ones.
► Television or Internet ➔ Internet. I don't even know when I last watched TV.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ I'm not a brand follower. Whatever's the cheapest or fits someone else's fancy right then.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ No romantic night out? :)
► Pink or Purple ➔ Pink. So MANLY! :D
► Day or Night ➔ ...day?
► IM or Phone ➔ Well I prefer IMing over texting because it's free, but not everyone is on all the time, and I can't carry the internet in my pocket.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Busted. |'D It was mainly at these summer camp like things, when me and a few other boys used to sneak out to meet a few of the girls. Oh, good times. But that was way back when.
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ It hurts, I can tell you.
► White water rafted ➔ Nope, but can't say I'm not interested!
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ They don't sell those 'round these parts.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Hurts a lot more than the stairs.
► Prank called a store ➔ Prank calls are so plebeian.
► Skipped School ➔ Not until College. But here's it's called "independent studying". |'D
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Sure. Sometimes I do. =S

TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or Eyes ➔ Eyes...? I don't know, smiles are so heartwarming, but I confess I am allured by beautiful eyes.
► Light or Dark Hair ➔ RED! 8D Though that's all superficial, it doesn't really matter. :)
► Fat or Skinny ➔ Hmm, I'm not really particular about that.
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Ditto, but big size differences are a little troublesome.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ That doesn't make any sense. Besides, those they are not opposites!
► Jock or Nerd ➔ Nerd. :3
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship! Hook-ups are...boring. There's so little emotional attachment.
► Funny and poor OR Rich and serious ➔ Money isn't everything in the world. Just as long as we get by... Though when I graduate, I'm basically guaranteed to be in the top tax bracket.
► Play the guitar or into sports ➔ I'm totally into indie guitarists. :D

TEN LASTS
► Last Phone Call/Text ➔ "Good to know. 5 minutes!"
► Last phone call you received ➔ ...from my sister?
► Last person you hung out with ➔ My friend Tuomas, who is an aspiring movie director.
► Last person you hugged ➔ My sis!
► Last person you IM'ed ➔  chaoscoyote
► Last thing you ate ➔ Some bread with cheese, salad and cucumber! Yum!
► Last thing you drank ➔ Green tea I bought from Japan!
► Last site you went to ➔ Seeing as I'm posting this here, isn't that question kinda redundant?
► Last place you were ➔ At work, the Centre Culturel Français d'Helsinki. Too bad they can't give me any more hours there. I could totally do with getting paid for doing internet memes on a regular basis.

RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ No, I'm not.
► Do you want to be ➔ I'd rather be alone than in an unhappy relationship. Sure, I'd like to have a happy, steady relationship (well, duh), but it's not like you can mail-order yourself a life partner, is it?
► When was your last relationship ➔ Some two three years ago. I don't really keep track of it.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ No, I don't think I have.
► Do you still love them ➔ Nope. I think that in the end, love was an overstatement.
► Do you like someone right now ➔ Sure, I like lots of people, but there isn't really much anyone I feel a strong connection to. People just...don't understand me, or the things I like.

FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Me and my sister? YEAH! Me and my brother? Eeeh, we get along. |'D Me and my dad? Sure. Me and my mom? Rather coolly. And I'm not talking about the playground kind of "cool".
► Would you say you have a "fucked up life"➔ No, I would definitely not say that.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yeah, I was mad at my mom.
► If so, how long ➔ ...I went to my dad's for a while? I don't keep track of these.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Nope, I haven't.
► If so, how long ➔ 0 units of time.

FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ I don't really do "hate".
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Hey, these things are hard to quantize!
► Do you trust all your friends ➔ I think I'm generally a little mistrusting.
► Who are/is your best friend(s): Sadly, I don't have a "best friend" right now.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Everybody has their miserable little secrets. |'D It's what we call privacy.