you can't touch me there

this is my no-no square

auto-added for request
what would you like I will try my best

dude i'm totally giving away my request priority to Viking he deserves it way more like WOAH

I'd love some art from the Blackula man
The best kind of art, not generics from a can
It'd be great to have some work from you
Thank god you are not a jew.

I'm a jew ofr Jesus
cause some of those things are bits and pieces
of the Torah the lord put together for a stew
still for a person I be happy to draw for you
what would you like

I would be most pleased with a funky fresh scene
Of my burly amoeba dude, James Dean
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3795250

Yo listen up

I was trollin round the internet just this night
When i saw a most miraculous sight
it was a journal, i clicked, and what did i see
motherfuckin blackula offering requests for free

I said gurl no you di'in't he said hells yeah i did
i took him to the bridge and he took me to the skids
we gave money to the homeless and food to the hungry
stretchin out our green like our fuckin names was gumby

i wasn't even scared when we laid down that night
even though his fangs shone so bright
cuz in an hour we'd go to the disco to get funky
and we'd bring everybody we knew, they'd dig it like spelunky

haha
for for the effort
I have to give cred when due
by the end of the week I would have drawn you
who blow
my mind with such a rue
man I never knew that ...guess I got a clue


your the last free requests

It's simple you see
a picture of me
playing the guitar
and actin real hard

maybe in the future, we can have a art trade.
Anyways, good luck with finishing everything<3

one fine day a blackula was born
he joined a website full of furry porn
this would have been a wicked cool rhyme
if i gave enough of a shit to finish it
have fun with your requests blackula

haha thanks
remembering all the furry porn made my heart sank