01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
No! >:C
02) What was your dream growing up?
To be a steam roller
03) What talent do you wish you had?
To move land masses
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Blood
05) Favourite vegetable?
Tulip
06) What was the last book you read?
The Buybull
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Spaghetti
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Eight on my penis and six on my vagina
09) Worst habit?
Eating live animals
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
If you had a big gray mustache
11) What is your favourite sport?
Penisball
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
optimistic
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Cry
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Died
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I have eight fingers in my eye
16) Do you have any pets?
An alligator named Spunky
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd wash the dishes and make you some meatloaf
18) What was your first impression of me?
I thought you were a woman
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Scary
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd change my eyes from blue to blue
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Your penis
22) What eye colour do you have?
Orange
23) Ever been arrested?
Eight times for drug charges
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle
25) If you won $/£/€10.000 today, what would you do with it?
I'd eat it.
26) What's your favourite place to hang out at?
Chernobyl
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Dinner
29) Do you swear a lot?
Fuck no
30) Biggest pet peeve?
I had a pet peeve named Carl. He was bald.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Smartass
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
YES
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
Forest Fox, Forest Fox
34) Do you believe in God?
The Lord, Jesus Christ
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I hope you'll be as sarcastic as me :D

you high?

no

lolz

Fill this out!

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Yup, it's about as serious as it can get ^^ but it's pretty much open as well.
02) What was your dream growing up?
I think it was to be a professional Lego builder XD
03) What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I had a more muscular physique
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Hard lemonade, yeah I'm kinda of a bitch with my drinks.
05) Favorite vegetable?
All of 'em, I prefer a healthy diet.
06) What was the last book you read?
The Philosophy of Andy Warhol or Art Theory for Beginners.
07) What zodiac sign are you?
I think I'm Aries, so That means that some dude named Kratos is gonna kick my ass ;p
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Nope, but I might get an earring someday or something.
09) Worst habit?
Too critical on myself :(
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Damn straight I would!
11) What is your favorite sport?
Does bodybuilding count? I don't wanna be THAT beefy, but I like the sport of it.
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
VERY much optimistic, but in a practical and realistic way.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Are there cameras?...... :3 Well if there were I could cover it.... ;3
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Verbally abused to the point wear I had to move out and quit college
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
How about YOU ask me? ;3
16) Do you have any pets?
I live with three dogs ^^
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Well first I would be concerned and do my nest to help you in a time of need. But if it was just a visit for fun, well.... then fun it will be... ;3
18) What was your first impression of me?
Cute... very cute.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
The ones I have seen..... yeah some can be.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
More muscle, and a bit taller.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I would be a friend first overall ^^
22) What eye color do you have?
Brown
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope, I'm a good :p
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle.. if it wasn't so damn expensive.
25) If you won $/£/€10.000 today, what would you do with it
Hmmm, I would probably spend/give $1000 worth of it and save the rest for me and my mate.
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
I like malls, but I love the intimacy of a house full of good friends.
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
I know it's fun to but no I don't.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Something productive. That or socialize. It's accomplishing in it's own way.
29) Do you swear a lot?
I try to keep it to minimum to still have it mean something rather than be another word.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
Liars, pessimism and ignorance
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Open
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Ohh yes, but I think it kinda changes over time and I respect everyone's perspective of it.
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
Fav: I'm always in the mood for a good salad.
Not: Olives and anchovies
34) Do you believe in God?
Not in the perspective of 99% of the religions. As a whole I don't believe in "god" but the concept of a higher power. Short Answer: No
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Sure, do me..... teee hee XD

stupid iPod touch...I shall remember to fill this out tm! :D

awesome possum!

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
yupyup
02) What was your dream growing up?
working for nintendo (lol, game neeeeerd)
03) What talent do you wish you had?
drawring
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
iunno
05) Favourite vegetable?
green beans
06) What was the last book you read?
Invisable man... NEVER AGAIN
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Aries
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
nope
09) Worst habit?
nail-biting
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
if i drove ;P
11) What is your favourite sport?
i guess tennis...
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
depends
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
talk shit abt ppl in santa fe,
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
nothing important rlly, lol
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
i love violence, but hate shooting games
16) Do you have any pets?
2cats, 2 birds, 1 dog
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
ask you if you were lost, then invite u in
18) What was your first impression of me?
cool
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
fucking ugly
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
less fat
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
conscience
22) What eye colour do you have?
blue
23) Ever been arrested?
nope, I R AN ANGEL
24) Bottle or can soda?
none
25) If you won $/£/€10.000 today, what would you do with it?
spend it all on some1 else
26) What's your favourite place to hang out at?
dimi's house, lol
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
shur
28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
VIDEO GAEMZ
29) Do you swear a lot?
shit no, what a fucking dumb question
30) Biggest pet peeve?
incompetent and irrelevant comments repeatedly being said at an obviously inappropriate time
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
awkward
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
yayaya
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
seafood alfredo, green shile stew XP
34) Do you believe in God?
shur
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
nope, joo got it from meeeee

lol talkin' shit about people from Santa Fe, eh? I'll share my Cloudcroft stories XD

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
yeah

02) What was your dream growing up?
I had mood swings with what I wanted to be >.>

03) What talent do you wish you had?
not being lazy (yes its a talent, shhhhhh)

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
at the bar just social? Mudslide! mmmmmmmm :F
at a party where we are really planning on drinking? Jagerbombs!!!! :o----

05) Favourite vegetable?
Grean beans

06) What was the last book you read?
The Kite Runner, for my english class

07) What zodiac sign are you?
Pieces

08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Not yet :o

09) Worst habit?
Procrastinating x.x

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Sure

11) What is your favourite sport?
Golf and Bowling, yeah I know, true fat kit sports, but I dunno. I really do enjoy them, and not only because you can be lazy and still do it!

12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
I prefer to see myself as a pessimistic optimist. I hope for the best, but plan and expect for the worst.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
*inserts random question to break the awkward silence*

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I honestly don't know for me. Nothing super tragic has happened to me. Shit happens, but nothing life changing.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I'm slightly masochist, but with a low pain tolerance. yeah...try to figure that one out lol

16) Do you have any pets?
My dog, Twitch

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
"Uh....Hi! Dunno how you found my address but come in. Whats up?" :D

18) What was your first impression of me?
You were nice ^^

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Definitely scary o.o

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Lose a bit more weight and complete get rid of this "kid" acne

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Depends on what it is but probably crime partner!

22) What eye colour do you have?
Hazel

23) Ever been arrested?
Nope, never been caught! xD

24) Bottle or can soda?
idc

25) If you won $/£/€10.000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay off my bills and put towards my school loans (still wouldn't be even close enough for them lol)

26) What's your favourite place to hang out at?
Wherever the crowd is at really, which tends to be my house anyways since I'm one of the only ones of my friends that has his own place lol

27) Do you believe in ghosts?
Sort of, its complicated for me

28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
play ffxi, its WHAT I do only in my spare time pretty much xD

29) Do you swear a lot?
At times

30) Biggest pet peeve?
Not too much until my OCD starts acting....*sees a picture thats crooked and fixes it.*
*looks around and sees another*
*then sees a smudge on the wall*
oh gdi.........

31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Different

32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
yeah

33) Favourite and least favourite food?
fav, prolly chicken parmigiana, least fav, anything to do with peas

34) Do you believe in God?
sort of, thats complicated too

35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
nope, already did :D

lol I like Jager too

hehe well, I actually hate Jager. Black liquorish is nasty, but I dunno what it is. I <3<3<3 Jagerbombs. :F

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
No
02) What was your dream growing up?
To be a rock stay
03) What talent do you wish you had?
Drawing furries
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Apple juice
05) Favourite vegetable?
Corn
06) What was the last book you read?
I don't read books.. at all.
07) What zodiac sign are you?
idk.. leo i think.. is that one? im the chinese year of the tiger!
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
no
09) Worst habit?
popping pimples, then picking at the scars that develops.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
no, cuz i can't drive
11) What is your favourite sport?
tennis.. ON THE TABLE!! oh yeshhhh
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
pessimistic in results of events, optimistic of the aim of them
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
nothing =3
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
My roommates did a threatening, extremely stressful, confrontation this December.. it f-ed me up
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
Im addicted to reversi
16) Do you have any pets?
yes
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
i'd be like "who dis?"
18) What was your first impression of me?
like "oh.. he's a collectivist"
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
scary
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
my hair, i'd make it straight
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
no
22) What eye colour do you have?
blue/green
23) Ever been arrested?
no
24) Bottle or can soda?
bottle
25) If you won $/£/€10.000 today, what would you do with it?
store it
26) What's your favourite place to hang out at?
IN MY ROOM
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
no
28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
fap
29) Do you swear a lot?
yes
30) Biggest pet peeve?
people who say "what do you want?"
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Conflicted
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
this makes no sense.. do I believe romance? what does that mean?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
Dim sum shrimp in egg noodle role, wasabi
34) Do you believe in God?
no
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
No

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Yes, with me hand. And also one other person

02) What was your dream growing up?
To ride a dinosaur. No joke.

03) What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could disperse clouds with my mind.

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A bottle of vodka? :D

05) Favourite vegetable?
Brocolli

06) What was the last book you read?
Mister B Gone, by Clive Barker

07) What zodiac sign are you?
Taurus/Snake

08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
Two on my left ear, one on my right, and gonna get one somewhere more... private :3

09) Worst habit?
Nail-biting

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Most probably

11) What is your favourite sport?
Extreme Ironing

12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
I am a pessimistic optimist

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Most likely pass gas

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Stabbed through my knee with a metal pipe after falling off a second-story.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I grow slightly more hair on the left side of my mustache than my right.

16) Do you have any pets?
A chocolate dog

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
You would likely walk into a family meditation session

18) What was your first impression of me?
I have yet to find one. How I got here in the first place is a mystery

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Scarily cute, I used to work at a TV station. My boss was a part-time clown and she was the most adorable thing ever.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Abs NAO

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I'd probably rob the bank before you got there, but I'll still share the swag.

22) What eye colour do you have?
Green/speckled brown

23) Ever been arrested?
Never been caught

24) Bottle or can soda?
Glass bottle

25) If you won $/£/€10.000 today, what would you do with it?
Invest in drugs and Pixie Stix

26) What's your favourite place to hang out at?
The middle of the ocean

27) Do you believe in ghosts?
Religiously

28) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Surf, swim, hike, that sort of stuff.

29) Do you swear a lot?
Fuck no (I swear more than "a lot")

30) Biggest pet peeve?
Fat people wearing clothes 2 sizes too small

31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Brillsome

32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Love, yes; romance, no

33) Favourite and least favourite food?
Cold pineapple pizza // quince

34) Do you believe in God?
Yes, he is the one and only way. We must all repent and be saved by his Noodly glory. All hail the FSM.

35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Probably not, but you can answer it anyway C:

well hello stranger, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

You win! That was an excellent game of charades

This isn't charades. I'm a deaf-mute, I communicate with my hands.