We all know it's going to happen, I mean, look at them, with thier little suits, their kid-friendly movies... it's all a front. Penguins are planning to rise up, to attack and destroy or enslave us all, they've been stockpiling weapons in the antarctic for decades, unseen by anyone; their evil penguin scientists have for years been researching ways to turn fur against fur, and scale against scale. I'm telling you they're coming. Friends, we have to band together, to defend ourselves; we must overcome the GREAT PENGUIN UPRISING OF 2010!