Ten things I wish I could say to people (But in all actuality, won't.).:

1.Your Really Fucking Hot...
2.Have You Slapped Your Ham Today?
3.Do You Want A Bite Of My Sandwich?
4.Why Do You Bitch About Him So Much?
5.Why Are You Always So Fucking Depressed?
6.Why Are You A Dick To Me But No One Else?
7.Was I A Mistake Being Born???
8.NO YOU CANT BORROW MONEY CUZ YOU WONT PAY ME BACK!!
9.Why Do You Believe In Something That Doesnt Even Exist?
10.Go AWAY!!!

Nine things about myself:

1.Im Overweight
2.Im A Big Ol' Pervert
3.I Smoke Cigarettes And Cannabis
4.I Have A Thing For Peach Flavored Items
5.Ive Only Had 4 Girlfriends...T^T...
6.I Wear Tripp Pants
7.I Like To Pawty
8.I Like To Party
9.My Favorite Food Is Hot Pockets...>.<

Eight ways to win my heart:

1.Call Me Kai...Not Jay...(<<Real Name...)
2.Call Me Cute/Beautiful/Whatever
3.Have The Same Likes/Dislikes As Me...
4.Wear Tripp Pants(Tight Or Big)
5.Speak Like A Britishman...~Jizz~
6.Be Bubbly And Cute Around Me...But Only If I Think Your Cute...xD
7.Kiss Me
8.Show Me Your Genitals, Your Genitals, Show me your Genitals, YOUR GENITALIA(Not Really...I Just Need A Filler...)

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1.Where The FUCK Is Heaven Located?!?!
2.What Part Of The Marijuana Leaf Gets You High???
3.Why Are Humans So Stupid?
4.When Was Earth Made?
5.Who Would Fuck HER?!?!?!~Gag~
6........
7.Why Is This Fucking Damn Meme Hard???

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1.Masturbate
2.Watch T.V.
3.Play My Pokemon Game On My Gameboy...xD.
4.Talk On The Phone
5.Brush Meh Teef
6.Close My Eyes

Five places I want to visit:

1.Japan
2.Beijing
3.Texas
4.Hong Kong
5.England

Four things I'm wearing right now:

1.Basketball Shorts...>.<
2.Gray Boxers
3.A System Of A Down Shirt
4.Hair

Three musical artists that I listen to often:

1.System Of A Down
2.Hixxy(A Hardcore DJ<<<)
3.Coldplay

Two things I want to do before I die:

1.Touch The Eiffel Tower
2.Have A Highschool Sweetheart To Die With


One confession:

1.Ive Only Actually Loved One Girl...Out Of All The Girls Ive Ever Dated...