Weekend.. not so fun
15 years ago
General
Spent too much time packing at the last minute. Forgot my ID.
Woke up early to finish my last minute knitting on the shrug I was working on. Almost didn't make the buzzer.
Long ass drive.
They opted for the long version of the wedding and the priest decided somewhere in the middle of the homily to start going off on random tangents. When the priest tells a story about how 'loving' the bride is and you get a derisive response from the bride's side of the room... Well, lets just say I can see why he went into a ramble for the last several minutes. Derailed!
Two and a half hours to kill before any possible foodstuffs could be inhaled. We ended up going across the street to Subway and having a sandwich.
I'm pretty sure I drank enough Amaretto Stone Sours to kill a medium sized animal.
Food was bland, dry, and the supposed 'sirloin' was just roast beef rolled up in a steak shape.
The cake was pretty but strangely disgusting. It was supposed to be chocolate but it left blue smudges on my plate and didn't taste anything like cocoa. Maybe the bastard child of a yohoo, a cup of coffee and some vomit mixed with a whole bag of sugar, but not chocolate cake.
DJ needed a new speaker, badly, and refused to play our request.
Afterparty, with old people and everyone and their brother, proceeded down the road and I wasn't allowed into said bar we stopped at because I didn't have my ID. Granted, the bar was only full of people from the wedding, and I'm pretty sure I look my age, but they would have none of it. So, back to be boring at the hotel room where even the sleep number bed did not cheer me up.
Woke up this morning to find that our car had been broken into but only the change was missing. Well, at least they didn't take the harddrive, the ipod or anything else that was sitting right there. Weirddddddd burglars.
Had to find an atnt store in Appleton so we could actually use the one cellular phone on us, which was out of battery.... took about 30 mins.
Drove to Madison, met the babysitter and the children there, went to the zoo. Didn't get to see too much of the zoo because our little one went nuts and needed to sleep.
Drove all the way home.
Needless to say, the weekend was not an awesome experience, and I sorely hope that I don't have to do anything of the like anytime in the near future.
Woke up early to finish my last minute knitting on the shrug I was working on. Almost didn't make the buzzer.
Long ass drive.
They opted for the long version of the wedding and the priest decided somewhere in the middle of the homily to start going off on random tangents. When the priest tells a story about how 'loving' the bride is and you get a derisive response from the bride's side of the room... Well, lets just say I can see why he went into a ramble for the last several minutes. Derailed!
Two and a half hours to kill before any possible foodstuffs could be inhaled. We ended up going across the street to Subway and having a sandwich.
I'm pretty sure I drank enough Amaretto Stone Sours to kill a medium sized animal.
Food was bland, dry, and the supposed 'sirloin' was just roast beef rolled up in a steak shape.
The cake was pretty but strangely disgusting. It was supposed to be chocolate but it left blue smudges on my plate and didn't taste anything like cocoa. Maybe the bastard child of a yohoo, a cup of coffee and some vomit mixed with a whole bag of sugar, but not chocolate cake.
DJ needed a new speaker, badly, and refused to play our request.
Afterparty, with old people and everyone and their brother, proceeded down the road and I wasn't allowed into said bar we stopped at because I didn't have my ID. Granted, the bar was only full of people from the wedding, and I'm pretty sure I look my age, but they would have none of it. So, back to be boring at the hotel room where even the sleep number bed did not cheer me up.
Woke up this morning to find that our car had been broken into but only the change was missing. Well, at least they didn't take the harddrive, the ipod or anything else that was sitting right there. Weirddddddd burglars.
Had to find an atnt store in Appleton so we could actually use the one cellular phone on us, which was out of battery.... took about 30 mins.
Drove to Madison, met the babysitter and the children there, went to the zoo. Didn't get to see too much of the zoo because our little one went nuts and needed to sleep.
Drove all the way home.
Needless to say, the weekend was not an awesome experience, and I sorely hope that I don't have to do anything of the like anytime in the near future.
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I find the best way to get out of a wedding is to sleep with the bride, who cares about the groom, I didn't even know him.
And for your weekend I think mine wasn't so bad afterall,
I only go to weddings for relatives. Haven't had any friends invite us yet. Lol.
I didn't get to choose which piece I wanted because I was escorting my grandma upstairs to her hotel room at the time. I'm lucky I got cake at all.
but helping you grand mother cannot be helped its just mean nobody saw that you would be out for a bit and said to themselves "maybe i should go get and save her a good slice".
and thats a crime to serve dry tastless food at a wedding sombody should have sued the caterer of the weddin foodz. Bc
I need to do some art, so this bosom doesn't think I died. XD