I normally don't do these things, but I knew the results of this would be too hilarious to pass up X3

below 30 = not girly.
above 30 = girly.
above 55 = Paris Hilton.

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz (  redmp and I used to strip Barbies and throw them down the stairs, if that counts. And back in my day, there were no Bratz dolls! Good ol' early nineties...)
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple. (I do like purple, but it's not my favorite.)
[x] I did Gymnastics (Sadly, yes. But that was a long time ago. My mom made me do it because KARATE IS TOO VIOLENT. THANKS MOM ):<)
[ ] I love skirts (Oh GOD NO.)
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop (...brb, suicidin')
[x] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear. (What can I say, man? I got tired of being called a lesbian every day.)
[ ] I love chocolate (Most overrated thing in the world.)


[ ] My hair is mostly always straightened (Er, it's naturally straight, but I don't think that counts.)
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[ ] I love to hang out with friends (Not always. I be a loner XP)
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelery (Yay! A useless rock! :3)
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon (Yay! Cancer! :3)
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim (I avoid both...)
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. (Not gonna lie, I'm close. I have converse in more colors than the rainbow...)
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap. (wut.)

[ ] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic (Back in my day, Hot Topic was better. But I do love my music dork bandana. I'm wearing it now :3)
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me (It's always with me, but it's never in use.)
[ ] I wear mascara everyday (...what's make-up?)
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable (MAN LEGS.)
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. (WUT.)
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome.
[ ] I have gotten my nails done (Nevrar.)
[ ] I own over 10 purses. (...I don't even own one...)
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels (Didn't even know that existed. Probably plays pop garbage.)


[ ] I love to have other people do my hair .
[x] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends. (Ima hug whore :3)
[ ] I hate bugs. (I love bugs! D: )
[x] Carnivals are fun. (RIDESRIDESRIDES :D)
[ ] Summer is THE best season. (NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO >.< I HAT SUMMER. Winter is my home boy...)
[x] My swimsuit has 2 pieces. (The one I never wear? Yes, but it's still an old lady suit.)
[x] Musicians are hot (*gasm*)
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours. (shallowbitchsaywhat?)


[ ] I'm self-conscious. (Ah dun care 'bout nothin'! :D)
[ ] My room smells like vanilla.
[x] I don't do sports (DO NAWT WANT.)
[x] I HATE to run.
[x] I squeal when I am surprised or angry (Surprised, yes *glares angrily at  pho3nixx * , but when I'm angry, I cry and kill something.)
[x] I eat dried fruit as a snack. (NOM.)
[ ] I love romance novels. (*barf*)
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute.

[x] I dance randomly around the house. (occasionally...)
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house. (only if I fall asleep in the shower X3)
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products (Shampoo, conditioner, water.)
[ ] I love to get dressed up (NO.)
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it. (I'm spoiled, but not THAT spoiled O.o)
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day.


[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton. (Only if I met her with a chainsaw.)
[ ] R&B is the best music (...no. Just no.)
[ ] I pop my collar (POPPIN' MAH COLLAH LIKE A PRISSY PREPPY SKANK HO.)
[x] Horses are beautiful (Well, yes, but I think all animals are beautiful. Regardless, cats trump all.)
[x] Kittens are adorable (SPEAK O' THE FLUFFER <3)

[ ] I write my own music (Welcome to AP Music Theory. May I harmonize your melody?)
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii (Hothothot >.<)
[ ] I would be caught dead in all black (*looks at fursona* ...*reads user name* ...I think me and black are cool with eachother.)
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. (It is. My MOTHER'S clothes. She uses my closet as a supplementary to hers.)
[ ] I hate beards (BEARDZZZZZZZ SCRITCHSCRITCHSCRITCH <3)
[ ] I love to read magazines (The only magazine I read is Flute Talk... *walks away dorkishly*)


[ ] I love to gossip
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid. (No. Pokemon :3)
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My baths are 2 hours long. (Even I'm not THAT bad!)
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[x] I'm all about being vegetarian. (vegetarians are pussy vegans :3)
[x] I refuse to eat at McDonald's. (Vegan or not, I got sick of it at the age of 5 or 6 when my dad gave it to me EVERY GODDAMN DAY.)

[ ] I LOVE life! (Love is pushing it. I enjoy life.)
[ ] I have a lot of jewelery (Only my necklace, unless my oh so feminine wristbands count /sarcasm)
[ ] I buy some jewelery from Claire's. (The only things I've ever bought from Claire's were a fedora and a belt with piano keys on it. That's two more things than I ever thought I'd find at Claire's.)
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them. (NO.)
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.

[ ] You like the colour pink. (Not much, no.)
[ ] You want to BE Paris Hilton (I'd promptly off myself.)
[ ] You scope the room for hot guys (I've only had one crush in my life. I'm pretty asexual.)
[ ] You love the mall (I like it too a degree. Love, no.)
[ ] You love the beach. (Sand, heat, and water. Three of the things I hate most.)
[ ] You modeled as a little kid.
[ ] You love receiving compliments. (I never know how to deal with them. I feel so awkward >.<)
[ ] You've been to a wedding and/or love(d) it (Churches make me antsy.)

15. I WIN THE MANLY MAN CONTEST >:3 FIST PUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!