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I am 80% insane. ...That's all?
15 years ago
Ganked this from 
sirus_fox who ganked it from 
larku ...
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [My brother did once... totally hilarious.]
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [I'm sure this happens all the time.]
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (on foot)
[ ] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 4
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [Only if you're Gene Simmons I guess. xP]
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow [I thought about it... but my tongue ain't long enough. >.>]
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody [Figured that out a long time ago. =p]
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [I have fallen all of one time in the last decade. =p My balance is impeccable.]
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less. [Depends on what I'm eating at the time...]
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [Microwaved a Sonic bag once.]
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [It was a STRAWberry shake!]
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. [All the time, onto my pillow when I sleep...]
TOTAL: 4
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. [Only a couple times during Study Hall back in high school. ...What? I did all my homework in class.]
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking [The opposite... my brain never stops grinding, even when I'm asleep. I think I run up my budget in my sleep, sometimes... o.O]
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about [That has happened before.]
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important [Like sleep? =p]
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. [Oh yes.]
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. [It depends...]
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. [To be fair, it's 'cause I'm around the damn cat and dog too much.]
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling [In the bathroom, on the floor, in the clouds, in the dirt... anything that makes shapes, really.]
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. [AND in multiple languages! Was? Que? Por que? Na und? =p]
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 5
Grand Total: 20
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
sirus_fox who ganked it from 
larku ...[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [My brother did once... totally hilarious.]
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [I'm sure this happens all the time.]
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (on foot)
[ ] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 4
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [Only if you're Gene Simmons I guess. xP]
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow [I thought about it... but my tongue ain't long enough. >.>]
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody [Figured that out a long time ago. =p]
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [I have fallen all of one time in the last decade. =p My balance is impeccable.]
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less. [Depends on what I'm eating at the time...]
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [Microwaved a Sonic bag once.]
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [It was a STRAWberry shake!]
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. [All the time, onto my pillow when I sleep...]
TOTAL: 4
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. [Only a couple times during Study Hall back in high school. ...What? I did all my homework in class.]
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking [The opposite... my brain never stops grinding, even when I'm asleep. I think I run up my budget in my sleep, sometimes... o.O]
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about [That has happened before.]
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important [Like sleep? =p]
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. [Oh yes.]
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. [It depends...]
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. [To be fair, it's 'cause I'm around the damn cat and dog too much.]
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling [In the bathroom, on the floor, in the clouds, in the dirt... anything that makes shapes, really.]
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. [AND in multiple languages! Was? Que? Por que? Na und? =p]
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
Total: 5
Grand Total: 20
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."
