I think I found my superhero power.

Well, aside from art and video games, most of my time is spent wandering around in the woods. I live right on a National Park and I have a pretty keen interest in plants, bugs, and rocks. Seemed like a good idea.

I tend to take family with me, 'cause I got a couple of people who are into the whole ~LOSE WEIGHT~ thing. Me? Eh, I've been doing this a while and I'm still a lard ass, but at least I get out of the house. (My house is rather... suffocating, ahahaha.)

Well, today I found a trail I hadn't walked before, and apparently nobody else walks either. The path was overgrown and narrow, and the only way you knew it was there was because of a trail of grass and mud. It was really rocky and a lot of steep parts, and knowing that one of the people I was with has a bad ankle, I turned at one point to warn of a really rocky, straight-down hill.

And no sooner had I got out the words, "steep hill" did I pull an AWKWARD FATASS and hit the ground. Right into the mud. I caught myself with my hands (ow, my wrist ;n;), and pushed myself up. Lo and behold, no mud on me. A few specks of dirt on my hand and a leaf stuck to my shoe, but that's it.

DID manage to scrape up my knee, though. Not sure how that works.

ASIDE FROM THE FACT I AM A DIRT SORCERER AND IT FEARED ME TO MUCH TO STICK! >|3

So, how 'bout you guys? Anything weird happen to you lately? C'mon, c'mon let's talky. :D