Hmmm
15 years ago
Currently closed for story commissions! See this journal for details if you want to look anyway.
Tried jumping on the realism meme bandwagon. Decided to take a blob of meat and put a smile on it, a la Good Company.
Googled "blob of flesh". Got lots of anti-abortion propaganda. No dice.
Googled "blob of meat". Got... well, just don't go Googling that. Apart from the random screenshots of A Boy and His Blob, no good came of that.
Thought about finding a white fox, remembered I don't actually have any photoshop skills.
Should probably start writing in complete sentences again. <_<;
Googled "blob of flesh". Got lots of anti-abortion propaganda. No dice.
Googled "blob of meat". Got... well, just don't go Googling that. Apart from the random screenshots of A Boy and His Blob, no good came of that.
Thought about finding a white fox, remembered I don't actually have any photoshop skills.
Should probably start writing in complete sentences again. <_<;
FA+

Haha, I'm just kidding. Try just searching for a blob? Or play-doh? I dunno.
Don't hate me please - I love your stories.
Don't suppose you could buy some hamburger meat from the store, take a picture and use that, could you?
But, yeah, what the first guy said. MOAR STORIES!!!1!