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15 years ago
berserkerSeven [B7] began trolling furAffinity [FA] Ten things I wish I could say to people:
1. You are such a fucking disgrace to your people, gtfo.
2. You're really sweet, can I kiss you?
3. I love you, filthy hobo.
4. Would you like to join me in the supply closet, in five minutes?
5. Yes, you're ass looks huge in those jeans, now take them off and get in bed.
6. That's a nice skin colour you are wearing, may I try it on?
7. Leave my sisters alone, and grow the fuck up Mom.
8. Get over your fucking drama and beat his ass already.
9. When I said "hi", I really didn't want you to rant my ears off.
10. I've always kinda liked you, wanna get some coffee sometime?
Nine things about myself:
1. I'm constantly drinking coffee.
2. I'm so emotionally screwed I don't know if I'm real.
3. I need to eat moar.
4. I wear skinny jeans.
5. My dream is to start a comic business.
6. I love to cook and sing.
7. I love Italian food.
8. I'm too nice to refuse helping people.
9. I'm trying to get better with my art, and failing, lol.
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Treat people with respect.
2. Be open-minded.
3. Have a sense of humor!
4. Smile like you mean it.
5. Talk to me when you're upset.
6. Help me deal with my drama.
7. Kiss me in public.
8. Be honest and don't cheat.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. Will I ever get a second chance with him?
2. Will my sisters end up more fucked up than I am?
3. When is someone finally going to hire me?!
4. What really happens after we die?
5. Can you see my boner through these jeans?
6. If a tree falls on you and no one else is around to hear it, will anyone care?
7. What if you gave a mouse a cookie?
Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Check my DA, FA, and FB.
2. Call my best friend.
3. Doodle.
4. Eat.
5. Ignore my mother.
6. Think about everything.
Five places I want to visit:
1. San Fransisco
2. Canada
3. Italy
4. A Panic! at the Disco/The Academy Is... Concert
5. Purgatory
Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Navy blue muscle shirt
2. Boxers
3. Holy shorts
4. My peace necklace
Three musical artists that I listen to often:
1. Panic! at the Disco
2. The Academy Is...
3. Vampire Weekend
Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Watch my sisters grow up.
2. Run up to the Pope and shout "He's posessed!"
One confession:
1. I want to bottom and enjoy it.
1. You are such a fucking disgrace to your people, gtfo.
2. You're really sweet, can I kiss you?
3. I love you, filthy hobo.
4. Would you like to join me in the supply closet, in five minutes?
5. Yes, you're ass looks huge in those jeans, now take them off and get in bed.
6. That's a nice skin colour you are wearing, may I try it on?
7. Leave my sisters alone, and grow the fuck up Mom.
8. Get over your fucking drama and beat his ass already.
9. When I said "hi", I really didn't want you to rant my ears off.
10. I've always kinda liked you, wanna get some coffee sometime?
Nine things about myself:
1. I'm constantly drinking coffee.
2. I'm so emotionally screwed I don't know if I'm real.
3. I need to eat moar.
4. I wear skinny jeans.
5. My dream is to start a comic business.
6. I love to cook and sing.
7. I love Italian food.
8. I'm too nice to refuse helping people.
9. I'm trying to get better with my art, and failing, lol.
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Treat people with respect.
2. Be open-minded.
3. Have a sense of humor!
4. Smile like you mean it.
5. Talk to me when you're upset.
6. Help me deal with my drama.
7. Kiss me in public.
8. Be honest and don't cheat.
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. Will I ever get a second chance with him?
2. Will my sisters end up more fucked up than I am?
3. When is someone finally going to hire me?!
4. What really happens after we die?
5. Can you see my boner through these jeans?
6. If a tree falls on you and no one else is around to hear it, will anyone care?
7. What if you gave a mouse a cookie?
Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Check my DA, FA, and FB.
2. Call my best friend.
3. Doodle.
4. Eat.
5. Ignore my mother.
6. Think about everything.
Five places I want to visit:
1. San Fransisco
2. Canada
3. Italy
4. A Panic! at the Disco/The Academy Is... Concert
5. Purgatory
Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Navy blue muscle shirt
2. Boxers
3. Holy shorts
4. My peace necklace
Three musical artists that I listen to often:
1. Panic! at the Disco
2. The Academy Is...
3. Vampire Weekend
Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Watch my sisters grow up.
2. Run up to the Pope and shout "He's posessed!"
One confession:
1. I want to bottom and enjoy it.
;3; *hugs and squeezes*