nothing happens!

It's a LUBE SIZED BOWSER!

Lube sized?!

AGAIN?

They used bait D.

Do they cut off her fingers when they ask for ransom?

Your kinks are legendary scary

And thats why you love me... and you do love me, right? *clench fist*

;3

O_O LIES!!!! D:

True story D:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Stop laughing slut D.

nah I'm happy

because there is nothing like an italin saving an american character from a anthro character

Nothing!

...tell me something I don't know :/

The sweat of a Hippo is Pink and sticky

...tell me something I don't know :/

This I did not know :3

Flamingo mother's milk is red.

I actually knew that :3

That's lame. Professional games journalists are lame and without any originality. >_> This coming from an aspiring games journalist. :I

well yeah. I was more referring to the fact that every review was like "durrrrr let's use a REALLY obvious joke in our review cause no one else will."

what about my journal? The one about Alan Wake that there is hardly any humor in?

but... now I'm confused, cause that's alphachimera's journal, not mine. :<

oh ok. no worries then. lol

You are SO good at pointing out the obvious, Chriso. Here, have a dumbproof badge.

Hero

WHAT?!

Yes, unheard of

Oh no. No! I refuse to believe that! It can't be happening!

Word is they hired a language challenged plummer on a herm dinosaur to fix the problem...

Er, Plumber

LIES AND SLANDER!!!!!!! >:O

True story D.

Why can't it be that Rosalina was captured?

It'd make more sense since she is the bitch of the stars.

Because she's now a funky shadow girl that plays better than me

Sam dies.

....

Luigi kills Dumbledore.

you know, by now, that fruit of a princess should had upped her security. or marry koopa.

How's she supposed to pay security if she invests the Kingdom's money in...
CAKES!

LMFAO! oh god..Alpha XD this is.. god

No, this is kidnapping!

God... is in another castle

lol i sure am ;>

otra ves -.-

Es que dejaron la puerta abierta... otravez

Thank god for other castles!

Thank God for other princesses too Zeeko

Why Peach Why Can't you stay at a 5star Hotel Like the rest of us

Why did i like SSB despite my neverending loathing of it? The fact you can smash Princess peach brains with a hammer while the public screams for her blood! Let's hope Bowser throws her to the sunlit part of the moon and the moon smashes in the sun freeing us from her stupidity.

Because she and Zelda seem to be cheapskates and don't hire well trained guards and security personnel.