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THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!
15 years ago
Shane's best day ever
1) woke up with a hang over!
2) feel out of the shower!
3)went to eat some bacon, but my sibs ate it all, out ofMY refrigerator!!!
4) had to jump my jeep!
5) cd player in jeep doesnt work now!
6) hit my mom's boss' car in a parking lot with my door! but took off
7)got pulled over, ( not by Foxy....damn it! )
8) ran over a cat! ( not that big of a deal! )
9)got a flat tire!
10) the jack didn't work!
11) ran over a street sign cuz a dumb ass just had to get out of that parking lot! right in front of me going 50!!
12) flipped off a cop, but didn't know at the time that it was a cop!
13) got pulled over again! ( guess why! go on guess! )
14) talked my self out of getting a ticket!
15) ran out of gas a block away from the pump!
16)got 10 bucks worth of gas! (3 gal)
17) ran out of gas 200 feet away from my house!
18) sisters fucked up my room!
19) cut my foot!
20) took a nap...then 10 minutes later got woke'n up by my dad cuz the dog got out!
21)ex girlfriend wont leave me the fuck alone!!
22) hit my head on the hood of my jeep!
23) cut my finger! damn fan!!
24)my sister took the tabacoo out of 4 of my smokes!
25) sister stole cigs from my pack!
26)didn't have money to buy a new pack!
27)FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCK FUCK MUTHA FUCKER FUCK-A-DE-DO-DA-DAY!!!! SHIT TITS ASS BITCH CUNT WHORE SLUT-HOLE FUCK DIP-FUCK dumb shit!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i had a bad day!!
1) woke up with a hang over!
2) feel out of the shower!
3)went to eat some bacon, but my sibs ate it all, out ofMY refrigerator!!!
4) had to jump my jeep!
5) cd player in jeep doesnt work now!
6) hit my mom's boss' car in a parking lot with my door! but took off
7)got pulled over, ( not by Foxy....damn it! )
8) ran over a cat! ( not that big of a deal! )
9)got a flat tire!
10) the jack didn't work!
11) ran over a street sign cuz a dumb ass just had to get out of that parking lot! right in front of me going 50!!
12) flipped off a cop, but didn't know at the time that it was a cop!
13) got pulled over again! ( guess why! go on guess! )
14) talked my self out of getting a ticket!
15) ran out of gas a block away from the pump!
16)got 10 bucks worth of gas! (3 gal)
17) ran out of gas 200 feet away from my house!
18) sisters fucked up my room!
19) cut my foot!
20) took a nap...then 10 minutes later got woke'n up by my dad cuz the dog got out!
21)ex girlfriend wont leave me the fuck alone!!
22) hit my head on the hood of my jeep!
23) cut my finger! damn fan!!
24)my sister took the tabacoo out of 4 of my smokes!
25) sister stole cigs from my pack!
26)didn't have money to buy a new pack!
27)FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCK FUCK MUTHA FUCKER FUCK-A-DE-DO-DA-DAY!!!! SHIT TITS ASS BITCH CUNT WHORE SLUT-HOLE FUCK DIP-FUCK dumb shit!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i had a bad day!!
You could have been in a Bank robbery, Try to disarm the guy, then, This guy Just hit the button of his Bomb, Then, Beeing Stuck in a Time Loop, You are There to Have this day Back again Until Scully find a way to Get The time loop Off the course...
Or you could have seen your mentor die by The hands of some libians From who he stole Some Plutonium! Then, You would have been purchased by them, Targeted with a Bazooka then disappeared in the past for Some time... Then, your life disappearing From a Photography slowly but surely!
or you could have someone trying to Make your smile writing some Stupid things he found on television!!
You are lucky it did not go this Wrong!
I say throw the sisters into an existential time paradox. See what happens when the smokes are tampered with. 8D
But dragonaile's got it pretty much down-pat. xD At least it wasn't that you accidentally tripped the mega-dimensional teleporter and caused an invading alien race to have a direct gateway to our planet to lay waste to all of our technological marvels and advances, then hijack you and take you to their planet, where you are FOREVER DENIED THE RIGHT TO HAVE A CHEESEBURGER.
And this is why we keep me away from any new technology released to the public. <3
Think on the bright side; things can only go up from here. :3
Wow.
That put *my* day yesterday into perspective...
Aristokat-