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One day with a g-shep and a bad movie
15 years ago
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So yesterday i decided to haul my ass over to Orlando to see an old friend of mine, Pilot, who was in the area on a family vacation and luckily had the time to hang out. IT was fun, not much to do of course around Orlando unless you feel like doing untold damage to your wallet. We ended up just chatting and walking around downtown Disney, finally going to see the prince Of Persia movie. Another friend named Oreo told me it would be bad for three reasons
1. The lead actor is white, not Persian
2. he's wearing the outfit from Warrior within, not sands of time
3. the storyline was off
He had no idea. As Usual video game movies are bad, but this receives some sort of award. As Pilot cleverly put it " Looks like they made it in window's movie editor" which was spot on seeing as all the slow motion, and i use that term loosely, was low res as fuck, and looked like they didn't bother to use a high speed camera, just slowed the frame rate down on a normal one. The story line was just... cheesy, so much that I became lactose intolerant, they tried to stick a love interest ( which seems mandatory for action movies these days), some bull about how brotherhood conquers all, acting upon your heart over anything, standing up to whats right before shit goes sour, etc. just too many messages for one lowbrow movie to contain. Within the first 15 minutes me and Pilot agreed the movie felt more like Assassin's Creed when Dustan, or however it's spelled started, running around rooftops on extremely conveniently placed wooden posts jutting from walls that seem to serve no useful purpose other than letting an outlaw with catlike reflexes escape from hordes of guards which posses the balance and coordination of the three stooges. At the end of the movie we came up with a brilliant drinking game which can be played with three people, assign the word " sacred" "dagger" and "Sand(s)" to either person and drink every time it's repeated in order for a fairly decent buzz by the end. Though if you try to drink when any of them are said, I guarantee a hangover that will make you wish you could turn back time.
Poor Cinema aside, it was a fun day. I think Pilot is a pretty cool guy, eh is a German shepherd and doesn't afraid of anything, looking forward to seeing you again at FWA buddy.
1. The lead actor is white, not Persian
2. he's wearing the outfit from Warrior within, not sands of time
3. the storyline was off
He had no idea. As Usual video game movies are bad, but this receives some sort of award. As Pilot cleverly put it " Looks like they made it in window's movie editor" which was spot on seeing as all the slow motion, and i use that term loosely, was low res as fuck, and looked like they didn't bother to use a high speed camera, just slowed the frame rate down on a normal one. The story line was just... cheesy, so much that I became lactose intolerant, they tried to stick a love interest ( which seems mandatory for action movies these days), some bull about how brotherhood conquers all, acting upon your heart over anything, standing up to whats right before shit goes sour, etc. just too many messages for one lowbrow movie to contain. Within the first 15 minutes me and Pilot agreed the movie felt more like Assassin's Creed when Dustan, or however it's spelled started, running around rooftops on extremely conveniently placed wooden posts jutting from walls that seem to serve no useful purpose other than letting an outlaw with catlike reflexes escape from hordes of guards which posses the balance and coordination of the three stooges. At the end of the movie we came up with a brilliant drinking game which can be played with three people, assign the word " sacred" "dagger" and "Sand(s)" to either person and drink every time it's repeated in order for a fairly decent buzz by the end. Though if you try to drink when any of them are said, I guarantee a hangover that will make you wish you could turn back time.
Poor Cinema aside, it was a fun day. I think Pilot is a pretty cool guy, eh is a German shepherd and doesn't afraid of anything, looking forward to seeing you again at FWA buddy.
It was really great getting to see you. :}