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Anthrocon and You V2.0
18 years ago
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Mah lovely lady Tamen took lead from Guyver 47 who wrote up a policy about how she'd like to be treated at Anthrocon. It made me smile and giggle and whoo ha ha, so I made a little "terms of approach" meself.
THIS IS ONLY FUNNY IF YOU READ TAMEN'S FIRST!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/143860/
How to find me:
The sandy blonde at table C00D! 5'8" tall, twiggy, and probably rubbing it in to Tamen that she has to wear heels. I have assorted badges done by awesome artists, and I'll have a few dozen on.
OMFG Rules:
I tend to be UBER friendly, and I can UBER fake it even if I'm UBER creeped out! But more than likely, my friendliness will creep you out. No seriously. I hug strangers.
1. I will be working for the whole con, give or take a few drinks- I mean, drinks. Wait, what? Tamen can have mine. I'm here to make money/magic more than anything else, because my job pays SO FREAKING MUCH that the children making Nike shoes are laughing at me for how much money I MAKE EVERY NIGHT. But the point is, please don't be offended if I can't talk to you for more than ten minutes. Hell, you'll be lucky if you can break away at 15. I'll say hi, and we'll see how fast you can run.
2. Please respect my personal space. I love being touched by strangers. I mean, if you don't molest me on sight, I'll be offended. I also have a bodypaint phobia, and if you look like a Steelers fan on Superbowl Sunday, don't expect hugs. Once I get to know people, though, I'm huggy and affectionate TO THE DEATH.
3. If you are asked to leave because you're causing trouble, please do so. Just take me with you. (She's crazy I tell you... CRAZY. If I don't stand up to meet you, it's because she's chained me to the chair. He...elp.... m.... me....) *Ahem* I'm here to have fun as much as you are, and if I've told you to please not bother me at the convention due to associations that I don't want to deal with, food fights we've had, or the fact that we left on bad to the bone, Mr. T shoutin', Yippe 'Kai A Motha Fudger terms, LEAVE ME A BANANA. Just consider me consenting to the fact that you're a better person (HA), and that you've won (HAHA), and take solace in that... wait, what was the question? It's been over a year since I had seriousinternetsdramas with anyone, I'm over it, and you should be, too. Chaaaaarlieeeee... we're on a bridge Charlie! Any attempts to harass me, prove yourself as the better person by confronting any of us, or making myself or *INSTERT RANDOM TABLEMATES HERE* uncomfortable will result in the party being bum rushed and assaulted with much Coyote loves. And as you well know, Coyote loves will either delight and inspire you, or make it burn when you pee.
4. To reiterate, I want LOTS OF TROUBLE. I never ever ever ever get aggressive and stupid when I feel that someone means to cause me gummy drops. TAMEN AND KYOTE WILL BE MAKING OUT IN THE BREAK ROOM AT 11:30. WEATHER AT NOON. Death threats and presentations of bodily fluids *gigglegiggleteehee* are NOT WELCOME.
5. Don't be offended if I don't know you by your FA or DA name. Especially if it's Spirit/silver wolf/fox/pokemonlvr69/yaoiboi/Kyoteklaw/omglemursinmypants (number)/666. I know people a lot better when they're there in person and I can actually match your name with the number of colors on your fursuit. SHOUT OUT TO DANNY ORANGE/GREEN/PURPLE/SPARKLEYBLUE!
6. My name is Kyote, which rhymes with Myote? Mytosis?. Kai-oat. Not Fr-ed Ro-gairs.
7. I have a boyfriend and am not looking for any shemales at this convention for sex and or elevator skritches. I am very happy in my mind. But backrubs ARE FREAKIN' TOTALLY welcome, just pounce on my unexpectedly if you REALLY want to give me one (especially from lovely ladies... mmmm). But probably not and definitely while I'm in the Dealer's Den.
WARNING. NOT EVEN GONNA TOUCH THIS ONE!
8. Political and religious issues are best debated with friends, not total strangers, and I'll try my best not to do the same at you. If I already know you, though, it's cool. Just not from total strangers, that's all. ^^;
/LAZY
9. I will accept certain comic books as currency, as well as scrunchies, cheeseburgers, or other shiney items, or small animal treats that I like, or sketchbook bindings. I love blah, blah, Tamen, blah, blah themed things, blah, and certain blah I don't already have. COYOTES ARE BETTER THAN Doberman articles that aren't cheap and/or dollar store quality may also be accepted, as are some offers for taking myself and my lovely partner Kyote (amagad, she loves me!) out for drinks/food. *swoon* Oh! And interesting, CLEAN hobos. I am a hobophile. If you have questions, please ask DURING the con, as I like the frantic feeling of hobos in the morning.
10. If you want my contact info before the con, HAHAHAHAHA and we'll exchange if I know you so that we can keep in contact during the con!
11. Why yes! I do do sketchbook assasinations, and I have a rifle for you to shoot with if you want to gift me with art, or exchange doodles ;) Just be sure you have my payment ready if you take the book somewhere else. Or I'll shoot you.
...
...
You heard nothing.
12. References!! If you want a commission from me, VISUAL references are best, but I loooooove written ones about a book long. Oh, with a bajillion details. THE MORE THE BETTER! GIMME TWENTY EIGHT TAILS AND FIVE EYE COLORS!
What? That's where it stops?
Ok.
Go.
Oooo... they're a great band.
BYE NOW!
Many apologies to Tamen. LOVE YOU!
THIS IS ONLY FUNNY IF YOU READ TAMEN'S FIRST!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/143860/
How to find me:
The sandy blonde at table C00D! 5'8" tall, twiggy, and probably rubbing it in to Tamen that she has to wear heels. I have assorted badges done by awesome artists, and I'll have a few dozen on.
OMFG Rules:
I tend to be UBER friendly, and I can UBER fake it even if I'm UBER creeped out! But more than likely, my friendliness will creep you out. No seriously. I hug strangers.
1. I will be working for the whole con, give or take a few drinks- I mean, drinks. Wait, what? Tamen can have mine. I'm here to make money/magic more than anything else, because my job pays SO FREAKING MUCH that the children making Nike shoes are laughing at me for how much money I MAKE EVERY NIGHT. But the point is, please don't be offended if I can't talk to you for more than ten minutes. Hell, you'll be lucky if you can break away at 15. I'll say hi, and we'll see how fast you can run.
2. Please respect my personal space. I love being touched by strangers. I mean, if you don't molest me on sight, I'll be offended. I also have a bodypaint phobia, and if you look like a Steelers fan on Superbowl Sunday, don't expect hugs. Once I get to know people, though, I'm huggy and affectionate TO THE DEATH.
3. If you are asked to leave because you're causing trouble, please do so. Just take me with you. (She's crazy I tell you... CRAZY. If I don't stand up to meet you, it's because she's chained me to the chair. He...elp.... m.... me....) *Ahem* I'm here to have fun as much as you are, and if I've told you to please not bother me at the convention due to associations that I don't want to deal with, food fights we've had, or the fact that we left on bad to the bone, Mr. T shoutin', Yippe 'Kai A Motha Fudger terms, LEAVE ME A BANANA. Just consider me consenting to the fact that you're a better person (HA), and that you've won (HAHA), and take solace in that... wait, what was the question? It's been over a year since I had seriousinternetsdramas with anyone, I'm over it, and you should be, too. Chaaaaarlieeeee... we're on a bridge Charlie! Any attempts to harass me, prove yourself as the better person by confronting any of us, or making myself or *INSTERT RANDOM TABLEMATES HERE* uncomfortable will result in the party being bum rushed and assaulted with much Coyote loves. And as you well know, Coyote loves will either delight and inspire you, or make it burn when you pee.
4. To reiterate, I want LOTS OF TROUBLE. I never ever ever ever get aggressive and stupid when I feel that someone means to cause me gummy drops. TAMEN AND KYOTE WILL BE MAKING OUT IN THE BREAK ROOM AT 11:30. WEATHER AT NOON. Death threats and presentations of bodily fluids *gigglegiggleteehee* are NOT WELCOME.
5. Don't be offended if I don't know you by your FA or DA name. Especially if it's Spirit/silver wolf/fox/pokemonlvr69/yaoiboi/Kyoteklaw/omglemursinmypants (number)/666. I know people a lot better when they're there in person and I can actually match your name with the number of colors on your fursuit. SHOUT OUT TO DANNY ORANGE/GREEN/PURPLE/SPARKLEYBLUE!
6. My name is Kyote, which rhymes with Myote? Mytosis?. Kai-oat. Not Fr-ed Ro-gairs.
7. I have a boyfriend and am not looking for any shemales at this convention for sex and or elevator skritches. I am very happy in my mind. But backrubs ARE FREAKIN' TOTALLY welcome, just pounce on my unexpectedly if you REALLY want to give me one (especially from lovely ladies... mmmm). But probably not and definitely while I'm in the Dealer's Den.
WARNING. NOT EVEN GONNA TOUCH THIS ONE!
8. Political and religious issues are best debated with friends, not total strangers, and I'll try my best not to do the same at you. If I already know you, though, it's cool. Just not from total strangers, that's all. ^^;
/LAZY
9. I will accept certain comic books as currency, as well as scrunchies, cheeseburgers, or other shiney items, or small animal treats that I like, or sketchbook bindings. I love blah, blah, Tamen, blah, blah themed things, blah, and certain blah I don't already have. COYOTES ARE BETTER THAN Doberman articles that aren't cheap and/or dollar store quality may also be accepted, as are some offers for taking myself and my lovely partner Kyote (amagad, she loves me!) out for drinks/food. *swoon* Oh! And interesting, CLEAN hobos. I am a hobophile. If you have questions, please ask DURING the con, as I like the frantic feeling of hobos in the morning.
10. If you want my contact info before the con, HAHAHAHAHA and we'll exchange if I know you so that we can keep in contact during the con!
11. Why yes! I do do sketchbook assasinations, and I have a rifle for you to shoot with if you want to gift me with art, or exchange doodles ;) Just be sure you have my payment ready if you take the book somewhere else. Or I'll shoot you.
...
...
You heard nothing.
12. References!! If you want a commission from me, VISUAL references are best, but I loooooove written ones about a book long. Oh, with a bajillion details. THE MORE THE BETTER! GIMME TWENTY EIGHT TAILS AND FIVE EYE COLORS!
What? That's where it stops?
Ok.
Go.
Oooo... they're a great band.
BYE NOW!
Many apologies to Tamen. LOVE YOU!
-Androo[APSmitty on DA]
But... but... I loves joo.