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18 years ago
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I've noticed that people use different terms for the penis, not according to where you are so much as what state the appendage itself is in. Guys tend to say "dick" when they mean a penis in its flaccid state, or when they aren't speaking of it in a sexual context. They use the word "cock" when they mean a hard rod of manmeat, juiced up and ready for the plunge!
"Penis" is only used when a guy wants to entirely dehumanize the male genitalia and speak of it in an entirely third-person clinical sense.
Just something I've noticed... Don't even get me started on "snatch"! ^0^
"Penis" is only used when a guy wants to entirely dehumanize the male genitalia and speak of it in an entirely third-person clinical sense.
Just something I've noticed... Don't even get me started on "snatch"! ^0^
simple.
Penises can be schlongs, dongs, wankers, dorks, putzes, cocks, pricks, man-meat, love-muscles, dicks, johnson, peter, weenies, john thomas, and more.
People talk about the I having so many words for snow...
god i feel like an asshole for laughing at this.
Don't even try. It won't work.
... unless you're hardcore into computers
(In fact THAT could be one.)
I've just noticed that dick is used more in a non-sexual context, and cock is used for more prurient speech...
I like your lovely description tho. Woof.
There is no attractive name for a vagina, however. :(
When spoken, though, it's kind of silly, in my opinion.
;)
"Length" tends to be the term I fall back on the most, for some reason.
Pet names for genitalia
ya know the girls think of'em
an ya gotta love'em
pet names for genitalia
there's always somethin' silly
about little willy... ;)
I think it was Billy Connolly (Scottish comedian, brilliantly funny man) who said something very much like: whoever named male genitalia didn't think too hard about it. I mean, Vagina sounds like a nice place to go on holiday, but Scrotum... who'd want to go to Scrotum?
Billy IS great! The first time I ever saw him he was doing a routine about his first time masterbating. I thought I would die!
I've also hear tower and once palace.
X3
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frighteningly good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy...
It's divine to have a dick...
From the tiniest little todger
to the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
HOORAY! for your one-eyed trouser snake...
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
your percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in rrrrrribbons,
you can stuff it in your sock...
But don't take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dark
and you won't...
a-cum...
a-back!
"Oh, thankyouverymuch..."
ever notice how written smut has a drastically higher incidence of "shaft", "malehood", "length" or "rod"?
and from nerds: jump drive, usb, and keyboard
"The bread" is famous (el bolillo )
"camote"
"gallito ingles"
for women "the oven" :o
Just thought I would say that. ;)
-J
How about Sith Meatsaber?
Actually--I love all the different names people come up with--several of the ones listed by people have even been new to me! ^0^
I agree with you a lot actually. The word PENIS is also used when humor is involved a lot of times, or so I've noticed at least.
Except when people speak of sticking a dick in something. But I think that's because stick and dick rhyme, so they say stick their dick in something, rather than stickl their cock.
It's just fun to think of different words for genitalia - I think that's part of what caused the side-tracking.
I call mine "Objects May Be Larger Than They Appear" Ombltta!
And my friend and I call vaginas cheescake. XDD
Or shaft works too XP