Yeah, I need money. Who doesn't? After getting half way through an application for a job I really don't want, I was talking to some people and mentioned that it'd be nice if I got commissions for writing stories or something. I know people have made good money from artwork commissions, but I can't draw to save my life. I prefer the Literary Arts. So here's what I need from you. If you have a moment or two to spare, would it be too much to ask if you could head on over to my gallery and browse through some of the things I've written, and let me know if there's a possibility people might like it enough to pay for customized stories written by me? I need the money, and I really don't wanna work at [name removed to prevent possible defamation lawsuit].



Also, to anyone who lives near me: Got junk, but no time to sit at the computer? I'll sell your stuff on eBay for you. Contact me privately (email, IM, note) for details.