I hate giving gifts. Especially to my parents, it's not that they hate it or belittle me or anything, it's just that I want to give them giant gold statues, and all I can afford is something you get out of those 50cent prize machines...

SO... I need input. Which of the following should I give my dad for father's day?
(He's getting a card, that's a given)

1 - (3) 4" x 6" full colour prints on high gloss of my best photos
2 - (1) 8.5" x 11" full colour print on high gloss of my best, framed
3 - (1) of his favorite cigar (unsure since he DOES have cancer)
4 - (1) CD of one of his favorite bands (he likes heavy metal)
5 - Wash, detail and vacuum his Mustang
6 - Use my excess wireless equipment ($120 value) and rewire his crappy home network
7 - 2 pounds of black licorice (he can't get enough of this stuff)
8 - (1) 4" x 6" full colour high gloss print of the two of us fishing

Those are my ideas... Thoughts anyone?