And their fucking "outdoor" cats. Seriously, fuck you. Your cat belongs IN-FUCKING-DOORS, not just for the cat's health, but for the health of every small walking, crawling, scurrying, and flying thing in your neighborhood. Outdoor cats are a goddamn MENACE.

In our front yard today, we found an injured robin. Her tail was completely gone (not just ragged or missing a few feathers, but GONE) and one wing was all torn up. I can almost guarantee you it was someone's fucking outdoor cat that did it. I tried to catch her, to take her to the local rehabilitation center, but she got away from me and I lost her in some bushes. I'm really hoping she shows up again, because I'm worried that if she doesn't, she's doomed to a slow death of thirst and/or starvation, if she isn't lucky enough to be picked off by some predator.

Fuck you, irresponsible cat owner. Fuck you sideways in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.