I think I can agree with Francis on that one. I mean, I still have yet to be attacked by a person with SUPAR RABEEZ, but the hatred of hotels runs through my veins like a bounding red current of wage.

I mad?
Me mad.

Basically, what makes me mad is that people have no respect for other people's property. I base this opinion on the past five weeks that I have worked for Days Inn in my hometown. For the past 35 days, I have experienced the following:

Vandalism
Perversion
Gouging
and a whole slew of bodily fluids I'd never have considered 'normal' to stick my hand in.


Specific experiences include:

Finding a room torn to pieces, with pet hair everywhere and coffee grounds worked into the carpet as well as coffee stains on the walls while sheets with dried blood are piled in the corner.

Finding the remains of an 'Alaskan Pipeline' in a freezer, having burst from being frozen solid a second or third time.

Almost losing my job on account of numerous individuals refusing to pay for their rooms because of problems they themselves caused: backed up toilets from them shoving a whole roll (cardboard tube and all) down the pipe, dirty floors from their own muddy boots, dog hair from their own pets, and broken furnishings because they decided to get a little 'frisky' on top of the cheap wood.

Sticking my hand in a vomit-filled bucket for someone's car keys, sticking my hand in a diarrhetic's toilet bowl to clear out a clog, and carrying towel in both arms that REEK of semen and jizz nearly every day.


So what am I saying here?
Next time you go to a hotel, consider the people working there and consider the people who own it.

Be Honest, don't demand a refund if you were willing to spend the night there.
Be kind, leave at least a $1 tip.

Thank You.