Yeah.
This time yesterday I went into the hospital for an emergency biopsy of my transplanted kidney. This was my 3rd biopsy in under 5 years. I am so fucking sore right now from them going through muscle and nerves with a 15 inch needle. I got the call around 7 pm that "You have borderline Changes" okay... so that means they have NO idea what the fuck is going on!! I have to drink lots and repeat my labs.
Now if this with my kidney isn't fucking enough, this morning at 4 am mom is pounding on my door screaming at me to get up because the house was on fire!! What the FUCK!? There was no explanation WHY I had a candle going on the porch (where it was burning/ had burned) but I blew it out, maybe the cat knocked it over. Some lady ran onto our porch (By the fucking fire!) and was beating on the door! Had she not come, it would have been more than just the porch and almost living room. Our house is old and there would have been no way we would have made it. Mom put it out and no one was hurt, just a lot of damage from heat and smoke. I am just glad she happened to be driving by and was brave enough to to stand so close to those flames to wake us up!! Of course I was the last one up, I am a heavy sleeper and it took mom busting in my room to get me awake.
I am just... waiting... for something else. I don't think ANYTHING could surprise me now! Hit me!

Edit: Well... We could be looking too much into all this. But we did 3 experiments with the same candle that I might have lit. And there was NO way that it could have burnt like that did (especially 6 hours later)
Now tonight someone stopped at the end of our driveway- in the opposing lane and pitched an empty beer bottle into our drive.
We think the fire was started by someone, not a candle that may or may not have been lit. The candle wasn't lit 4 hours before the fire.
on that note as well... if we had not caught it then, even 5 minutes later, we probably would not have made it out alive. That's what the fire chief said...
makes one feel real freaking safe >.>