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How Furry *is* Green, Anyway?
15 years ago
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I'm really, really drunk right now, so I thought it would be a good idea to do a meme. Hooray! 8D
Why, yes, I do think it's amusing that even drunk I take the time to spell and grammarcheck myself.
1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon? In my defence, I was even more drunk than I am right now, and I was with a group of non-furry, equally intoxicated howlers.
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone? I barked at a dog once, but that was just to be funny and I don't think it counts.
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you were supposed to be doing something else? If you'll accept "writing furry smut" instead of "drawing furry art", then oh hell yeah! I put stuff off all the effing time.
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? I was a spider for Halloween two years in a row. My costume was bitchin', thanks mom! n_n
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl? Ha ha, no. <_<
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con? Sadly, no, this has not yet happened for me, and due to my epic brokeness, it is unlikely to happen in the near future.
7. (x) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? Far more often than I look at "regular" porn anyway.
8. ( ) Do you RP or play Second Life as a furry character? Never RPed, never played SL, but for the record, I totally would be a furry character if I did.
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? Nope.
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? Man, you didn't even use words like 'vore' or 'tailhole' or 'yiff', of course I know what all this means.
11. ( ) Do you have at least five videos of you acting or doing something furry on YouTube? There are zero videos on YouTube that show my hideous true form doing anything, at least to the best of my knowledge.
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner? Oh yes, by at least three artists. And for the record, "Fursona" works just fine.
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom? Pffft, nah, I'm a writer, that makes me invisible.
14. (x) Do you dream furry while you sleep? On occasion, but then I've also dreamed (dreampt?) I was RoboCop and Darth Vader, so my dreams are perhaps not the best place to judge my furriness.
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life? Oh fuck yeah, but then Vinnie Linus is a shapeshifter with an unusually long lifespan, so perhaps he's not the best example.
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar? Can't say that I have, no.
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters? I own exactly zero badges of my characters.
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime? See question six.
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? Well my left leg is haunted by the spirit of a raccoon I hit with the car, but I don't think that counts*.
20. ( ) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? I've never met another one in the meatspace, unfortunately.
21. (x) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? What do you mean "should"? Apparently you don't know Bill Clinton as well as you thought you did.
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art? I believe the appropriate response is "lolwut". <_<
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry? If he is, it would be a hilarious surprise to me. How 'bout it, Steve?
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? See question twenty.
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? I've been into the art and such for years and years, but I've only been "active" since 2008, so I'll say no.
Total: 9
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
Apparently I've got a ways to go.
*this is a lie, to the best of my knowledge there are no animal ghosts inside me
DRUNKEN MEMEING OVER
Why, yes, I do think it's amusing that even drunk I take the time to spell and grammarcheck myself.
1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon? In my defence, I was even more drunk than I am right now, and I was with a group of non-furry, equally intoxicated howlers.
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone? I barked at a dog once, but that was just to be funny and I don't think it counts.
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you were supposed to be doing something else? If you'll accept "writing furry smut" instead of "drawing furry art", then oh hell yeah! I put stuff off all the effing time.
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? I was a spider for Halloween two years in a row. My costume was bitchin', thanks mom! n_n
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl? Ha ha, no. <_<
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con? Sadly, no, this has not yet happened for me, and due to my epic brokeness, it is unlikely to happen in the near future.
7. (x) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? Far more often than I look at "regular" porn anyway.
8. ( ) Do you RP or play Second Life as a furry character? Never RPed, never played SL, but for the record, I totally would be a furry character if I did.
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? Nope.
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? Man, you didn't even use words like 'vore' or 'tailhole' or 'yiff', of course I know what all this means.
11. ( ) Do you have at least five videos of you acting or doing something furry on YouTube? There are zero videos on YouTube that show my hideous true form doing anything, at least to the best of my knowledge.
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner? Oh yes, by at least three artists. And for the record, "Fursona" works just fine.
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom? Pffft, nah, I'm a writer, that makes me invisible.
14. (x) Do you dream furry while you sleep? On occasion, but then I've also dreamed (dreampt?) I was RoboCop and Darth Vader, so my dreams are perhaps not the best place to judge my furriness.
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life? Oh fuck yeah, but then Vinnie Linus is a shapeshifter with an unusually long lifespan, so perhaps he's not the best example.
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar? Can't say that I have, no.
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters? I own exactly zero badges of my characters.
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime? See question six.
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? Well my left leg is haunted by the spirit of a raccoon I hit with the car, but I don't think that counts*.
20. ( ) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? I've never met another one in the meatspace, unfortunately.
21. (x) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? What do you mean "should"? Apparently you don't know Bill Clinton as well as you thought you did.
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art? I believe the appropriate response is "lolwut". <_<
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry? If he is, it would be a hilarious surprise to me. How 'bout it, Steve?
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? See question twenty.
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? I've been into the art and such for years and years, but I've only been "active" since 2008, so I'll say no.
Total: 9
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
Apparently I've got a ways to go.
*this is a lie, to the best of my knowledge there are no animal ghosts inside me
DRUNKEN MEMEING OVER
And I'm probably a newbie too X3
Good meme..hehehehe
And where are you online, hmmm?
I was not online actually, was staring at the TV. I've been trying to give myself a break from being online nightly however I am only doing productive things about half the time with those extra nights. I need to balance it so when I"m not online I'm at least doing something constructive. So much for the idea that every night I'm online I would be doing something constructive instead.. LOL!
I should be online soon tho. I think you'd be fun to talk to when you were drunk. XD