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Hazel's Meme
18 years ago
1) If you were stranded on a desert island, what 5 things?
firecrackers, alcohol, top ramen, pencils and a big ass sketchbook
2) Which feels best: taking a huge shit, pissing when u rly rly gotta go, or throwing up when yer sick?
pissin
3) What is the weirdest concoction you have ever eaten? drinked? (i kno its not a word)
koolaid mix, vanilla extract and orange juice
4) What is the most fucked up prank you have pulled?
Put peanut butter all over our history teacher's desk and chair and had one of my friends pee all over the carpet and door
He left shortly after
5) How many times a day do u masturbate?
...ummm brb *goes to count*
6) What's the funniest movie quote u can think of?
"we're gonna party til we're purple" "I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
7) Cake or pie?
Cake
8) Mexican or Chinese food?
Mexican
9) Most embarrassing memory
I try not to like about those
10) Hotbox or clam bake?
o.O?
11) soda or pop?
fountain drink
12) Favorite place to be evar
My bed
13) Scariest thing that has happened to you
My 9 month old cousin rolled off of a two foot high couch and hit the floor. She was okay but I freak out out cuz she was cryin hard
14) Supernatural experiences?
15) If you had a million dollars...
i'd invest in Apple
16) Some1 on FA you rly would have sex with lol gay
17) Have you ever crapped yer pants literally? (lol i kno i talk about shit too much but i think shits funny...=P itreyu)
couple of years ago my mom gave me laxatives instead of medicine
18) Fav video game and why
DDR cuz it's the only game I don't suck at
19) Tell me about a rly awkward situation that u laffed yer ass off at later on.
My friend tried to jump a parking meter and failed. He had to go to the hospital and could't pee straight for weeks
20) Have u been arrested? What for?
Yes battery and assault
21) Your biggest fear.
Clowns, especially the one from It
22) Best carnival ride u have ever been on and where is it located cause im gonna go there and fucking ride it cause rollercoasters and stuff are the fucking mad illish shiiiiiiiiit
The Hulk in Islands of Adventure
23) Eat my asshole
Hell NO!
24) The biggest adrenaline rush u have evar had.
Got on a slingshot ride in Mexico and a part of the harness popped
25) Chunky or regular peanut butter?
As long as it has honey flavor I don't care
26) Beer or liquor? Fav drink?
Liquor I love me my Frozen Oceans
27) Pet Peeves?
Went people put my shit out of order and fat people who say they're gonna go on a diet but eat the nastiest unhealthiest shit and don't exercise
28) What is the best use u have ever made of tin foil?
made a model skyscraper that won me a fifty bucks in a contest
29) Where in the world would u go if u could travel N E WHERE
Denmark Kenya and Germany
30) if you could have ONE super power.... and no u cant have some crazy hybrid 20 powers in 1 type deal
Control of the Elements
31) First thing ud do in a zombie invasion
Start a fire
32) wouldnt it be kinda cool if there was actually a zombie attack?
hell Yes Shaun of the Dead ppl
33) Whats another bad thing that u kinda wish would happen just cause it be an experience of a life time?
We blow up the moon
34) If you had a Death Note, where you could write some1's name in it and they die, how many names can you think of that u'd write in there (off the top of yer head)
last year's freshman and sophomore class minus my friends (like 12 ppl)
35) Tell me a good joke
An asian walks into a bar. Two weeks later, HE OWNS IT! (curtesy of Dat Phan)
firecrackers, alcohol, top ramen, pencils and a big ass sketchbook
2) Which feels best: taking a huge shit, pissing when u rly rly gotta go, or throwing up when yer sick?
pissin
3) What is the weirdest concoction you have ever eaten? drinked? (i kno its not a word)
koolaid mix, vanilla extract and orange juice
4) What is the most fucked up prank you have pulled?
Put peanut butter all over our history teacher's desk and chair and had one of my friends pee all over the carpet and door
He left shortly after
5) How many times a day do u masturbate?
...ummm brb *goes to count*
6) What's the funniest movie quote u can think of?
"we're gonna party til we're purple" "I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
7) Cake or pie?
Cake
8) Mexican or Chinese food?
Mexican
9) Most embarrassing memory
I try not to like about those
10) Hotbox or clam bake?
o.O?
11) soda or pop?
fountain drink
12) Favorite place to be evar
My bed
13) Scariest thing that has happened to you
My 9 month old cousin rolled off of a two foot high couch and hit the floor. She was okay but I freak out out cuz she was cryin hard
14) Supernatural experiences?
15) If you had a million dollars...
i'd invest in Apple
16) Some1 on FA you rly would have sex with lol gay
17) Have you ever crapped yer pants literally? (lol i kno i talk about shit too much but i think shits funny...=P itreyu)
couple of years ago my mom gave me laxatives instead of medicine
18) Fav video game and why
DDR cuz it's the only game I don't suck at
19) Tell me about a rly awkward situation that u laffed yer ass off at later on.
My friend tried to jump a parking meter and failed. He had to go to the hospital and could't pee straight for weeks
20) Have u been arrested? What for?
Yes battery and assault
21) Your biggest fear.
Clowns, especially the one from It
22) Best carnival ride u have ever been on and where is it located cause im gonna go there and fucking ride it cause rollercoasters and stuff are the fucking mad illish shiiiiiiiiit
The Hulk in Islands of Adventure
23) Eat my asshole
Hell NO!
24) The biggest adrenaline rush u have evar had.
Got on a slingshot ride in Mexico and a part of the harness popped
25) Chunky or regular peanut butter?
As long as it has honey flavor I don't care
26) Beer or liquor? Fav drink?
Liquor I love me my Frozen Oceans
27) Pet Peeves?
Went people put my shit out of order and fat people who say they're gonna go on a diet but eat the nastiest unhealthiest shit and don't exercise
28) What is the best use u have ever made of tin foil?
made a model skyscraper that won me a fifty bucks in a contest
29) Where in the world would u go if u could travel N E WHERE
Denmark Kenya and Germany
30) if you could have ONE super power.... and no u cant have some crazy hybrid 20 powers in 1 type deal
Control of the Elements
31) First thing ud do in a zombie invasion
Start a fire
32) wouldnt it be kinda cool if there was actually a zombie attack?
hell Yes Shaun of the Dead ppl
33) Whats another bad thing that u kinda wish would happen just cause it be an experience of a life time?
We blow up the moon
34) If you had a Death Note, where you could write some1's name in it and they die, how many names can you think of that u'd write in there (off the top of yer head)
last year's freshman and sophomore class minus my friends (like 12 ppl)
35) Tell me a good joke
An asian walks into a bar. Two weeks later, HE OWNS IT! (curtesy of Dat Phan)
hell Yes Shaun of the Dead ppl
lol thats fucking DOPE
God, I love that silly little Asian.
yer number three sounds good actually. i once mixed vanilla extract with banana and granola (blended witch ice and milk) and it was the best smoothie thing evearrrrr
hah good prank
fountain drink LOL
19 sounds shitty
NICE arrests =D
what if yer like me and u eat health as shit (seriously i eat mostly protein with small amounts of carbs... tuna, chicken, beef sometimes, wheat bread, lots of vegetables, lots of salads etc) AND u run 5x week but yer still fat D=
24 is SCARY
hah my bf loves honey with peanut butter too
start a fire eh... that would prob be pretty good till it burned out or go out of control and u had to change locations
blow up the moon man wed all die
it would have been good if not for the kool-aid mix
best part is we never got caught
what can I say I'm white on the inside
it was for him
i was like 15 and it was sooo worth it
ur not fat per se i don't have a problem with that though, i just don't like to hear ppl complain about their weight then do nothing to help themselves
but it was FUN!
he gets a super thumbs up from me
...didn't think of that -.-
but not before we'd see the best explosion of or lives ^_^