2 memes for the price of 1 jewnal





Number 1: How Furry are jew?

1. ( ) Have you ever howled at the moon?

2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?

3. ( ) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?

4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? (When I was young)

5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?

6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?

7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? (maybe not all the time)

8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?

9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?

10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? (??? Ill just say yes anyway)

11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?

12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?

13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?

14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?

15. (/) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life? (Half a cross)

16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?

17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?

18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?

19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? (I would say human, but don't really believe in spirits)

20. (/) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? (Havent really done it aside from once and even then we didn't do anything furry like)

21. (/) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? (Depends on the issues)

22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?

23. (/) Is your best friend furry? (I don't really have an order for friends, so some of my close friends are)

24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?

25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?


4 out of 25. That makes me a Hyooooooooomuhn I guess.




Number 2: Ten things (I hate about you?)
Ten things I wish I could say to people:
1. I wish I could find where you went. This imposter that replaced you isn't a very nice person.
2. I hoped I wouldn't end up feeling this but yeah I do miss how it used to be between us. I Know you said this would happen and I know you have good reasons for whats happening, but I still can't help feeling nervous cause every single time this has happened before it has not ended well.
3. We all know you want to become a journalist to crusaide against minorities :P
4. The middle word of life may be if but that doesn't mean 9/11 was an inside job, dragging your children into stupidity isn't much better.
5. Its not about who you are on the inside or what you do, its all aqbout who you make yourself out to be on the outside.
6. Its ok to find yourself in religion but try not to let it absorb your entire life.
7. Please mr Jackson, have more patience with them snakes on that plane.
8. Thank you guys for lightening the mood of the comp labs and makeing it enjoyable to come here.
9. I appreciate you being there when I really needed it and being one of the only people I can talk to whenever. We're gonna tear up the town next summer.
10. Everything I did, I did it for you, now I know in reality that means squat and although I wasn't perfect in my actions, I really feel backstabbed by how things turned out.

Nine things about myself:
1. I like a bit of all kinds of music. That doesn't mean I like absolutely everything, but I like bits and pieces from each genre.
2. I have a junkfood addiction... mmmm food.
3. I eat too much.
4. By my actions online, One might get the impression im an anti semite or a bigot. A lot of the stuff I do is actually just parody, I don't believe in a lot of the things I write online.
5. I like action movie, I dislike romance movies.
6. My character Atecom actually isn't an exact representation of me. I consider him more a character rather then a fursona and although we have a fair bit in common, we are not one-to-one. If I were to create a fursona I think it would be more a bear.
7. Theres a lot I don't tell even my closest friends. This is not normally cause I want to hide things, but more cause its things they don't really need to hear.
8. I truely believe friendship is more special than relationship. I may be shown werong in the future but itsw gonna take a lot to change that idea.
9. iM a bit of a grammar nazi.. with other peoples grammar. I normally let my own poor grammar slide.

Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Honesty
2. Share a lot of my likes
3. Be random and fun!
4. Hang out with me!
5. Don't tell me im hot, especially too soon.
6. A beautiful mind is far more enchanting than a beautiful body.
7. Get to know me as I get to know you.
8. Don't change yourself to be what I want or pretend to be something your not, if we're not meant to be, we're not meant to be.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. How things were 2007, 2008
2. Ideas for computer programs
3. Blood
4. The idea that I should be doing my assignment
5. The Superficiality of people
6. Food
7. Cola

Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Surf teh Webz
2. Daydream
3. Steal Ginger Beer from parents
4. Take over an underprivelaged African nation then lose it all in a game of blackjack
5. Get into bed
6. Close my eyes.

Five places I want to visit:
1. New Zealand
2. JewSA
3. Ireland
4. China
5. Iran

Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Sleeveless Jacket.
2. grey socks.
3. green shirt.
4. Citizen analogue watch.

Three musical artists that I listen to often:
1. Billy Joel
2. Cold Chisel
3. Crowded House

Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Win Nobel Prize in Physics
2. Make a program or discovery in the field of Computers.

One confession:
1. I killed Mufasa.